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Happy Monkey · 08-14-2018, 07:14 PM

Pokeberry is poisonous, so boil the leaves twice to remove toxins.

captainhook455 · 08-15-2018, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Pokeberry is poisonous, so boil the leaves twice to remove toxins.

Put the leaves in a big iron skillet with some water, fat back and salt. The berries are poisonous. My wife eats the berries because I tell her they purple grapes.

fargon · 08-17-2018, 04:36 PM

Cats are Cats, they are not of this world.

Gravdigr · 08-21-2018, 02:56 PM

Fuck a page-covering website.

Don't want me to see your web page?

I can arrange that.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-21-2018, 03:12 PM

Funny, it works for fine?

Happy Monkey · 08-21-2018, 03:30 PM

Not sure how captainhook455 is viewing it, but I have seen pages where the page-covering ad fails to work properly on a phone, and can't be closed. I'm sure similar problems can happen in any environment, but I've sen it most frequently on phones.

captainhook455 · 08-21-2018, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Not sure how captainhook455 is viewing it, but I have seen pages where the page-covering ad fails to work properly on a phone, and can't be closed. I'm sure similar problems can happen in any environment, but I've sen it most frequently on phones.

Thats me phone home. It doesn't always do it depends what site its coming from. If I would have missed the gal in the bikini with the monkey on her shoulder I would have been upset, but don't know why.

Gravdigr · 08-22-2018, 12:13 PM

Yeah, ya can close the ad(s).

I can close the page just as easily.

captainhook455 · 08-29-2018, 11:03 AM

How long can a kitten keep getting the tittie? I mean she has teeth and she loves my left foot. Just as well cuz it is about numb anyway. The 2 dogs play with her in the house one at a time. I was going to vid them this morning, but I thought to pick up some stuff so the living room would look neater. By then they was flaked out. I'll get it.

Gravdigr · 08-29-2018, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by captainhook455

How long can a kitten keep getting the tittie?

As long as Mammycat lets 'em.

Glinda · 08-30-2018, 12:00 PM

Scooter Pie is a really sucky kitten.

He's almost four months old, and never misses a chance to suck on me - my earlobes, the crooks of my elbows, my wrists (when I'm wearing sleeves), and the clefts (?) of my thumbs.

It wouldn't be so bad, but he drools a lot, too. I can only stand so much sucking/drooling before I have to push him off of me.

Gravdigr · 08-30-2018, 03:37 PM

My boy Slick would fall asleep on my chest (no, not cozy, he was 20 lbs!) and drool would run out past his fangs and leave huge wet spots on my t-shirt.

captainhook455 · 09-01-2018, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

My boy Slick would fall asleep on my chest (no, not cozy, he was 20 lbs!) and drool would run out past his fangs and leave huge wet spots on my t-shirt.

Thats because you were his replacement mommy. You took over the duties of feeding and grooming. I have one that drools. She likes to lay on my shoulder when I am kicked back watching the TV. She was the runt and I spent time sticking her on the titttie. I am her mama.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-08-2018, 03:04 AM

Not the Longbranch Saloon's Miss Kitty.

captainhook455 · 09-09-2018, 10:54 AM

My kitten Betty still nurses on her mother, but has found can food is not so bad. She use to smell it then turn around and try to cover the plate like the food was predigested. I remember Walmart was going to sell cans of tuna, but couldn't get past border inspection as labeled. So it came back as Greater Value tuna cat food. The tuna look like cut up sardines in a light brown gel. My cats loved it.

Back to Betty. She won't use the kitty pan, but won't mess in the house. She picks at my toes in the morning until I wake and let her out. Betty loves outside and loves air-conditioning too. She is scratching the door about 11. Damn dog taught her that trick. She plays with everything including the dog, cats and monkey.

08-14-2018, 07:14 PM	#1
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Pokeberry is poisonous, so boil the leaves twice to remove toxins. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-17-2018, 04:36 PM	#3
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Cats are Cats, they are not of this world. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-21-2018, 02:56 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Fuck a page-covering website. Don't want me to see your web page? I can arrange that. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-21-2018, 03:12 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Funny, it works for fine? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-21-2018, 03:30 PM	#6
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Not sure how captainhook455 is viewing it, but I have seen pages where the page-covering ad fails to work properly on a phone, and can't be closed. I'm sure similar problems can happen in any environment, but I've sen it most frequently on phones. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-22-2018, 12:13 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, ya can close the ad(s). I can close the page just as easily. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-29-2018, 11:03 AM	#9
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	How long can a kitten keep getting the tittie? I mean she has teeth and she loves my left foot. Just as well cuz it is about numb anyway. The 2 dogs play with her in the house one at a time. I was going to vid them this morning, but I thought to pick up some stuff so the living room would look neater. By then they was flaked out. I'll get it.

08-30-2018, 12:00 PM	#11
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Scooter Pie is a really sucky kitten. He's almost four months old, and never misses a chance to suck on me - my earlobes, the crooks of my elbows, my wrists (when I'm wearing sleeves), and the clefts (?) of my thumbs. It wouldn't be so bad, but he drools a lot, too. I can only stand so much sucking/drooling before I have to push him off of me.

08-30-2018, 03:37 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	My boy Slick would fall asleep on my chest (no, not cozy, he was 20 lbs!) and drool would run out past his fangs and leave huge wet spots on my t-shirt. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-08-2018, 03:04 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not the Longbranch Saloon's Miss Kitty. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-09-2018, 10:54 AM	#15
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	My kitten Betty still nurses on her mother, but has found can food is not so bad. She use to smell it then turn around and try to cover the plate like the food was predigested. I remember Walmart was going to sell cans of tuna, but couldn't get past border inspection as labeled. So it came back as Greater Value tuna cat food. The tuna look like cut up sardines in a light brown gel. My cats loved it. Back to Betty. She won't use the kitty pan, but won't mess in the house. She picks at my toes in the morning until I wake and let her out. Betty loves outside and loves air-conditioning too. She is scratching the door about 11. Damn dog taught her that trick. She plays with everything including the dog, cats and monkey.

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