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09-29-2010, 04:12 PM | #2 |
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09-29-2010, 04:54 PM | #3 |
I think this line's mostly filler.
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Germany is about to finish paying for World War I.
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09-30-2010, 12:13 AM | #4 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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"Once all the Germans
Were warlike, and mean, But that couldn't happen again. We taught them a lesson In nineteen-eighteen, And they've hardly bothered us since then!" |
09-30-2010, 02:11 AM | #5 |
The future is unwritten
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Ha, that must have been written in 1920.
Each year, the US buries enough caskets to use; 30 million ft of hardwood 90,272 tons of steel 2,700 tons of copper and bronze
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09-30-2010, 04:01 AM | #6 |
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How many tons of flesh?
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09-30-2010, 10:38 AM | #7 |
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Why do zippers have a YKK on them? Whats it stand for?
The YKK stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha. In 1934 Tadao Yoshida founded Yoshida Industries Limited. This company is now the worlds foremost zipper manufacturer, making about 90% of all zippers in over 206 facilities in 52 countries. They also make the machines that make the zippers.
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10-05-2010, 12:57 PM | #8 |
I hear them call the tide
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Then clearly your employer is OctoberFifthist. people should sue.
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10-05-2010, 03:46 PM | #9 |
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I am days too late for that statistic, but I know three people born on my birthday and one person the day before and one after.
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Quote:
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10-06-2010, 09:20 AM | #11 |
Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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You couldn't tell from the dain bramage?
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10-06-2010, 08:46 AM | #12 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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One of my cow orkers at my old job got pregnant at our state conference. Our conferences can get a little crazy. She and her husband got a darling girl out of the deal.
So, what happens at conference does not always stay at conference!
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10-06-2010, 10:16 AM | #13 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Was her husband at the conference?
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10-06-2010, 10:18 AM | #14 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Yeah, I know that wasn't clear. They weren't married then, but had been together for a while. He worked in IT at the same school where we worked, so went along to conference as a guest and probably sat in on some technical breakout sessions. We'd all had a drunken night: took a bus to Dave and Busters and had a blast. Some more than others, apparently.
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10-06-2010, 09:40 AM | #15 |
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I could tell that, I was just waiting for someone to confirm that fact.
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