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Old 12-06-2019, 10:36 PM   #1741
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Chopping wood with an axe for the Christmas fire, handle slipped and spun around Looney Tunes style to hack you right in the temple.

This brat kid dropped an iron on your face and electrocuted your partner while the two of you tried to rob his house on Christmas Eve.

Santa flew a little too low and Rudolph's hoof grazed your face as he passed overhead.
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Old 12-06-2019, 10:45 PM   #1742
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BDSM partner played rough and you forgot the safe word. Brutal night. Might go again though.

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Nothing actually happened, but your nephew is going to be a surgeon, and he really wanted to practice on a live patient. So it's just a cut and a stitch. He actually paid you $500 for it though, in case it leaves a mark. He did the final tie of the stitch with one hand!
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Old 12-06-2019, 11:44 PM   #1743
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Bought a DIY facelift kit for eye wrinkles. Doing the other side next week.

Got an anti-facial recognition device implant.

Termite damage.
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:21 AM   #1744
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"Shot by a bullet in the war" is a standard.
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:57 AM   #1745
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I used to be an adventurer like you, but....
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Old 12-07-2019, 04:07 PM   #1746
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Bacon cooking accident...
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Old 12-07-2019, 04:13 PM   #1747
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Good catch, nice scar. Get well, stay well.
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Old 12-07-2019, 06:23 PM   #1748
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You've heard of those snipers who can kill somebody from a mile and a half away? Yeah so I borrowed my neighbors' string trimmer, but when I used it some debris caught me in the side of the head.
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Old 12-07-2019, 06:49 PM   #1749
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Implant for my next generation Tesla pickup.

This one time at band camp...
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Old 12-08-2019, 08:52 AM   #1750
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Implant for my next generation Tesla pickup.
Ha! That's the one story suggested here that he'll never tell customers as they get their financing sorted.
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Old 12-09-2019, 10:42 PM   #1751
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So far, customers been too polite to ask what the head wound is about, but I've had to explain it to the coworkers repeatedly. Never a straight answer. I had a zipper put in so I can change the battery easier, etc.
Gave a customer a deal so good it literally blew your mind.....


(Had a parasitic conjoined twin removed because they started inflating the finance rates)
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Old 12-10-2019, 02:36 PM   #1752
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Healing very nicely. Sutures come out tomorrow.

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Old 12-10-2019, 09:47 PM   #1753
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Merry Christmas, Bruce!
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Old 12-10-2019, 09:48 PM   #1754
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I don't know why Tapatalk is posting my pics 90 deg counter. Annoying
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Old 12-11-2019, 02:08 AM   #1755
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Tell them your boss hit you upside the head when he found out almost 10% of your customers refuse the undercoating and Scotchgard.
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