pick up lines

lumberjim · 01-07-2004, 10:11 AM

give us your best! one's you use, ones that have been used on you, ones you know never work, whatever. Or post your utter disgust for the whole concept of pick up lines.

here's one that doesn;t work:

you: hey, wanna go get a pizza and fuck?

her:~ evil look~

you: what? You don;t like Pizza?

here's one that did: ( for a friend)

you: Hi! wanna wrestle!?

perth · 01-07-2004, 11:12 AM

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
I kind of think that wouldn't work on most girls, because of the whole stalker-ish feel to it.

Undertoad · 01-07-2004, 11:53 AM

http://catalystinternet.com/anton/pathetic.html

Radar · 01-07-2004, 12:03 PM

Me: Do you work for UPS?

Her: No

Me: I only ask because I saw you checking out my package.

===============

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.

wolf · 01-07-2004, 12:08 PM

This is a true story.

Geek-dating is different from normal-person dating.

As we know, in geek terms, even an uniflected "Hello" is capable of major schwingage.

So, this guy, who now has a PhD in Computer Science was attempting to attract my interest.

We were both, as geeks must be, huge fans of the movie, Real Genius.

The pickup line he used came direct from this fine film.

"You know, compared to you and me, most people have the IQ of a carrot."

It worked.

Elspode · 01-07-2004, 12:57 PM

Real Genius...one of my all time faves.

"This is ice. This is what happens when water gets too cold."

Undertoad · 01-07-2004, 01:02 PM

Pickup lines from films = Ghostbusters. Janine the receptionist is trying to pick up Spengler, the nerdiest scientist:

Janine Melnitz: Do you have any hobbies?
Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
Janine Melnitz: That's very fascinating. I like to read a lot myself.
Egon Spengler: Print is dead.

lumberjim · 01-07-2004, 01:16 PM

YOU: [english accent] 'scuse me , luv, do you drive?[/eng acc]

her : yes

you: [english accent] brilliant. could you give me a lift back to me castle?"[/english accent]

blue · 01-07-2004, 02:52 PM

Didn't work:

Hey baby, wanna see my dragon? (have a tatoo)

Worked:

God I'm trashed....give me a ride home? (she didn't leave for like 2 days, we're married, that was almost 16 years ago)

hot_pastrami · 01-07-2004, 02:53 PM

Some of the classics...

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"You've got something on your ass... my eyes."

Of course I've never used any of these. Honest. You've got to believe me!

I always hated the pick-up line, it's a sham, and from moment one of your relationship with this new person (brief as it may be), you're putting on a false front. Once I figured some things out and got over being shy, I never had a problem talking to women again. Now I'm married to the woman of my dreams. Life is good.

warch · 01-07-2004, 04:26 PM

"What's your name?" - this one I married.

lumberjim · 01-07-2004, 05:01 PM

TO PICK UP A GIRL IN THE LIBRARY OR BOOKSTORE:

"Excuse me, miss, do you know where I might find":....

1. the kama sutra?

2. "investing millions for dummies"?

3. a book about redecorating after divorce?

the next three hinge upon being able to pretend that you've just noticed her beauty as you begin the second portion of the quote: ( try wide eyed surprise)

4. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) never mind, i think I found it. What's YOUR name?

5. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) < gulp >"love at first sight"

6. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) your phone number

SteveDallas · 01-07-2004, 05:16 PM

"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

ladysycamore · 01-07-2004, 06:11 PM

"Baby, you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!"

"I seem to have lost my number...can I have yours?"

"Is there some room in those jeans for me?"

"Girl...I'd drink a tub of your bathwater!"

(guy faking a phone call on his cell phone)
"Hey...I think it's for you. It's destiny calling."

Another classic one: "What's your sign?"
Classic answer: "Stop sign."

lumberjim · 01-07-2004, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ladysycamore
"Baby, you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!" i was waiting for this one

"I seem to have lost my number...can I have yours?" i like this one

"Is there some room in those jeans for me?"

"Girl...I'd drink a tub of your bathwater!" eeewww!

(guy faking a phone call on his cell phone)
"Hey...I think it's for you. It's destiny calling."

Another classic one: "What's your sign?"
Classic answer: "Stop sign." or: feces/herpes

01-07-2004, 10:11 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	pick up lines give us your best! one's you use, ones that have been used on you, ones you know never work, whatever. Or post your utter disgust for the whole concept of pick up lines. here's one that doesn;t work: you: hey, wanna go get a pizza and fuck? her:~ evil look~ you: what? You don;t like Pizza? here's one that did: ( for a friend) you: Hi! wanna wrestle!? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-07-2004, 12:03 PM	#4
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Me: Do you work for UPS? Her: No Me: I only ask because I saw you checking out my package. =============== I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

01-07-2004, 12:08 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	This is a true story. Geek-dating is different from normal-person dating. As we know, in geek terms, even an uniflected "Hello" is capable of major schwingage. So, this guy, who now has a PhD in Computer Science was attempting to attract my interest. We were both, as geeks must be, huge fans of the movie, Real Genius. The pickup line he used came direct from this fine film. "You know, compared to you and me, most people have the IQ of a carrot." It worked. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-07-2004, 12:57 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Real Genius...one of my all time faves. "This is ice. This is what happens when water gets too cold." __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-07-2004, 01:16 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	YOU: [english accent] 'scuse me , luv, do you drive?[/eng acc] her : yes you: [english accent] brilliant. could you give me a lift back to me castle?"[/english accent] __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-07-2004, 11:12 AM	#2
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	"If I followed you home, would you keep me?" I kind of think that wouldn't work on most girls, because of the whole stalker-ish feel to it.

01-07-2004, 11:53 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	http://catalystinternet.com/anton/pathetic.html

01-07-2004, 01:02 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Pickup lines from films = Ghostbusters. Janine the receptionist is trying to pick up Spengler, the nerdiest scientist: Janine Melnitz: Do you have any hobbies? Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus. Janine Melnitz: That's very fascinating. I like to read a lot myself. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.

01-07-2004, 02:52 PM	#9
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Didn't work: Hey baby, wanna see my dragon? (have a tatoo) Worked: God I'm trashed....give me a ride home? (she didn't leave for like 2 days, we're married, that was almost 16 years ago) __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

01-07-2004, 02:53 PM	#10
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	Some of the classics... "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" "Do you know what would look good on you? Me." "You've got something on your ass... my eyes." Of course I've never used any of these. Honest. You've got to believe me! I always hated the pick-up line, it's a sham, and from moment one of your relationship with this new person (brief as it may be), you're putting on a false front. Once I figured some things out and got over being shy, I never had a problem talking to women again. Now I'm married to the woman of my dreams. Life is good. __________________ Hot Pastrami!

01-07-2004, 04:26 PM	#11
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	"What's your name?" - this one I married.

01-07-2004, 05:01 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	TO PICK UP A GIRL IN THE LIBRARY OR BOOKSTORE: "Excuse me, miss, do you know where I might find":.... 1. the kama sutra? 2. "investing millions for dummies"? 3. a book about redecorating after divorce? the next three hinge upon being able to pretend that you've just noticed her beauty as you begin the second portion of the quote: ( try wide eyed surprise) 4. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) never mind, i think I found it. What's YOUR name? 5. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) < gulp >"love at first sight" 6. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) your phone number __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-07-2004, 05:16 PM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

01-07-2004, 06:11 PM	#14
ladysycamore "I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me." Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In Sycamore's boxers Posts: 1,341	"Baby, you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!" "I seem to have lost my number...can I have yours?" "Is there some room in those jeans for me?" "Girl...I'd drink a tub of your bathwater!" (guy faking a phone call on his cell phone) "Hey...I think it's for you. It's destiny calling." Another classic one: "What's your sign?" Classic answer: "Stop sign." __________________ "Freedom is not given. It is our right at birth. But there are some moments when it must be taken." ~Tagline from the movie "Amistad"~ "The Akan concept of Sankofa: In order to move forward we first have to take a step back. In other words, before we can be prepared for the future, we must comprehend the past." From "We Did It, They Hid It"

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