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Old 08-10-2020, 12:54 AM   #1
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New GF Thread

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Old 08-10-2020, 09:17 AM   #2
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Old 08-10-2020, 01:43 PM   #3
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Nice to see that the cellar is now offering Gluten-Free versions of their classic thread recipe.
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Old 08-10-2020, 01:49 PM   #4
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I have been out of my job for 6 months now and am still trying hard to forget that abbreviation
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Old 08-10-2020, 01:52 PM   #5
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Here's a pic of some freshly baked GF bread for you :
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Old 08-10-2020, 01:59 PM   #6
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Heh. There's an awesome new brand of hamburger buns at my local store, but word has apparently gotten out because they're always out of stock... Fortunately for me, (most) cheese is naturally cardboard free!
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Old 08-10-2020, 02:10 PM   #7
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You're missing out on a lot of free fiber doing it that way...
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Old 08-10-2020, 04:17 PM   #8
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I used to delight in/squirm at having to mark bottled water as gluten free.....
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Old 08-10-2020, 06:05 PM   #9
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what, like Budweiser?
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Old 08-10-2020, 06:45 PM   #10
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Budweiser is exactly the kind of water that is NOT gluten-free...
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Old 08-10-2020, 07:54 PM   #11
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No, like Ice Mountain. If it had an authentic GF symbol on it, I was supposed to highlight its GFness, regardless of how fucking obvious it was.......
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Old 08-10-2020, 09:23 PM   #12
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I thought Budweiser was mostly rice and water...
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Old 08-10-2020, 09:32 PM   #13
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"mostly" is a key word. Like "mostly a virgin".
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Old 08-10-2020, 09:37 PM   #14
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Anheuser-Busch lists the same ingredients for Budweiser and Bud Light: Water, barley malt, rice, yeast and hops.

Barley is not GF, FYI.
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Old 08-11-2020, 07:02 AM   #15
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What's more, anything with just the word "malt" in it (malt flavoring, malt syrup, etc.) has a 99% chance of coming from barley malt, and thus means gluten.
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