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Old 09-10-2020, 11:54 PM   #1
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What Do You Want From Life?

Oh my God this is glorious, somehow didn't realize how great it was back in the day. Goes great in headphones.



Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic Unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastadon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG,
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza,
or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple.
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Old 09-11-2020, 03:22 AM   #2
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Heh, Randy Mantooth...
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Old 09-12-2020, 03:14 PM   #3
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Pie will do.

I can't have pie.
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Old 09-12-2020, 03:17 PM   #4
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Can you have shepherd’s pie? I love shepherds pie.
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Old 09-12-2020, 05:46 PM   #5
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Yeah, no, that ain't pie.

That's beef stew.

And, no, I shouldn't have that either, cuz taters.

And peas.

And corn.

And cheese.
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Old 09-12-2020, 06:31 PM   #6
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Old 09-12-2020, 06:49 PM   #7
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Yeah, no, that ain't pie.

That's beef stew.

And, no, I shouldn't have that either, cuz taters.

And peas.

And corn.

And cheese.
There's a version without all that stuff. It's called cybill shepherd's pie. It might be stale though.
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Old 09-12-2020, 11:18 PM   #8
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Shepherds eat beef? I thought they ate mutton, sometimes lamb, and occasionally Collie.
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Old 09-12-2020, 11:49 PM   #9
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Most people called Shepherd are Millenials/Gen Z, and therefore eat quinoa and plant based protein topped with a Teff flour and flax milk mash.
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Old 09-12-2020, 11:56 PM   #10
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Good grief, next you'll be telling me they sleep in beds at night.
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Old 09-13-2020, 08:53 AM   #11
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Yeah, no, that ain't pie.

That's beef stew.

And, no, I shouldn't have that either, cuz taters.

And peas.

And corn.

And cheese.
Damn, sorry bro.
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Old 09-13-2020, 09:56 AM   #12
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Yeah, no, that ain't pie.

That's beef stew.

And, no, I shouldn't have that either, cuz taters.

And peas.

And corn.

And cheese.
That's rough What is your allowed diet?
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Old 09-13-2020, 04:43 PM   #13
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It's just your basic diabetic diet. Sugar is verboten, and as little carbs as you can manage.

Uncledigr summed it up best:

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If you like it, you can't have it.
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Old 09-13-2020, 06:05 PM   #14
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bollocks
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Old 09-14-2020, 02:42 PM   #15
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One upshot; I can eat all the meat I want, because protein.

And then I can eat my sugar-free Jello instant chocolate pudding.

Y'know, as in "Hooow can you have any pudding, if you won't eat your meat?"[/PinkFloyd]

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