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sexobon · 01-26-2019, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

So a married off-duty cop goes to the residence of another cop's apartment, at midnight, where there are two cops who are apparently ON duty, and one of them shoots her...

TSTL right there.

sexobon · 01-26-2019, 11:16 AM

If they had put the revolver to their own heads instead of pointing it at each other, wouldn't that have gotten the survivor out of a manslaughter charge?

It's obviously a case of two male police officers being an item except that one is bi and had an affair with the female police officer; so, the other concocted a scheme to get rid of her by having the bi officer shoot her to make things right and prove his devotion.

or

It's obviously a group PTSD murder-suicide pact gone wrong with the two males chickening out of the suicide part after murdering the female.

or

It's obviously a ménage à trois and the female was blackmailing the other two by threatening to tell her husband and ruining everyone's careers; so, they aced her.

or ...

Carruthers · 01-31-2019, 12:24 PM

Never let it be said that I do not post anything controversial.

Can a ban be far behind?

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xoxoxoBruce · 01-31-2019, 01:14 PM

She's a pretty clever chick Liz is. When Trump came to call she wore a broach the Obamas gave her.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-05-2019, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

If they had put the revolver to their own heads instead of pointing it at each other, wouldn't that have gotten the survivor out of a manslaughter charge?

It's obviously a case of two male police officers being an item except that one is bi and had an affair with the female police officer; so, the other concocted a scheme to get rid of her by having the bi officer shoot her to make things right and prove his devotion.

or

It's obviously a group PTSD murder-suicide pact gone wrong with the two males chickening out of the suicide part after murdering the female.

or

It's obviously a ménage à trois and the female was blackmailing the other two by threatening to tell her husband and ruining everyone's careers; so, they aced her.

or ...

This is the killers mug shot, I wonder who hit him? Her?

sexobon · 01-31-2019, 03:47 PM

One of the horse naming rules is that to be named after a living person you have to get that person's permission.

I wonder which Trump gave it?

A filly was named Barbara Bush who, as First Lady at the time, provided a letter of permission on White House letterhead.

Carruthers · 02-01-2019, 09:42 AM

Theresa May will not be flying to Brussels in Spitfire, BBC clarifies.

These things happen.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-01-2019, 12:56 PM

Maybe she should, I hear the AA flak is improved.

Griff · 02-03-2019, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

A filly was named Barbara Bush who, as First Lady at the time, provided a letter of permission on White House letterhead.

Another nice story about the HW family? а ты говоришь по русски, comrade?

sexobon · 02-03-2019, 06:15 PM

I bet limey can read that.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-04-2019, 05:12 AM

Yeah, probably better than Google. When I see something like that I have to find out what it says.
Heaven forbid I miss an opportunity to be offended.

Happy Monkey · 02-05-2019, 11:02 AM

According to this article, he slammed his head into a police SUV.

Gravdigr · 02-05-2019, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

According to this article, he slammed his head into a police SUV.

That sounds kinda like 'walked into a door', doesn't it?

Glinda · 02-05-2019, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

That sounds kinda like 'walked into a door', doesn't it?

"Nice face you got there. Be a shame if sumpin' 'appened to it, now, wouldn't it?"

Gravdigr · 02-05-2019, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

This is the killers mug shot, I wonder who hit him? Her?

Arresting officer(s)?

He is a cop killer, ain't he?

01-31-2019, 12:24 PM	#3
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01-31-2019, 01:14 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	She's a pretty clever chick Liz is. When Trump came to call she wore a broach the Obamas gave her. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-01-2019, 09:42 AM	#7
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Theresa May will not be flying to Brussels in Spitfire, BBC clarifies. These things happen. __________________

02-01-2019, 12:56 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe she should, I hear the AA flak is improved. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-04-2019, 05:12 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah, probably better than Google. When I see something like that I have to find out what it says. Heaven forbid I miss an opportunity to be offended. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-26-2019, 11:16 AM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	If they had put the revolver to their own heads instead of pointing it at each other, wouldn't that have gotten the survivor out of a manslaughter charge? It's obviously a case of two male police officers being an item except that one is bi and had an affair with the female police officer; so, the other concocted a scheme to get rid of her by having the bi officer shoot her to make things right and prove his devotion. or It's obviously a group PTSD murder-suicide pact gone wrong with the two males chickening out of the suicide part after murdering the female. or It's obviously a ménage à trois and the female was blackmailing the other two by threatening to tell her husband and ruining everyone's careers; so, they aced her. or ...

01-31-2019, 03:47 PM	#6
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	One of the horse naming rules is that to be named after a living person you have to get that person's permission. I wonder which Trump gave it? A filly was named Barbara Bush who, as First Lady at the time, provided a letter of permission on White House letterhead.

02-03-2019, 06:15 PM	#10
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I bet limey can read that.

02-05-2019, 11:02 AM	#12
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	According to this article, he slammed his head into a police SUV. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

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