Passive Agressive Notes

monster · 09-10-2009, 11:18 AM

I found this

which led me to this

Passive Aggressive notes .com

which led me to waste even more time farting about on the internet.

have a nice life

monster · 09-10-2009, 11:22 AM

Did you know there's a limit on how long your "reason for editing" can be? Good job because I was wandering off topic and in fact there was no reason to add a reason for editing because I was in fact unable to edit the bit I needed to edit......... which may be unreasonable?

SteveDallas · 09-10-2009, 11:24 AM

OMFG I had to read that three times before I figured out it wasn't "gravity."

Flint · 09-10-2009, 11:26 AM

I am amused by the various aspects of MS Word that -MANAGEMENT doesn't understand.

Flint · 09-10-2009, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

OMFG I had to read that three times before I figured out it wasn't "gravity."

Wait, if it isn't gravity, what is it?! . . . Edit: Oh, graffiti.

Shawnee123 · 09-10-2009, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

I am amused by the various aspects of MS Word that -MANAGEMENT doesn't understand.

I was thinking "but they got management right? wtf!"

jinx · 09-10-2009, 11:42 AM

Passive aggression sucks. Makes me want to punch people in the mouth.

Shawnee123 · 09-10-2009, 11:46 AM

It makes me want to walk in front of them and glare out of the side of my face!

I slay me!

kerosene · 09-10-2009, 12:42 PM

To the clever woman who created this post,

I am ever so pleased to announce that you have sufficiently wasted my entire morning. Next time you post a time consuming website, be sure to also include a revolver so I can put myself out of my misery!!!!!!!

Thanks!!!!!

Yours,
a mind numbed member of this message board

Flint · 09-10-2009, 12:54 PM

To the comedy genius who posted the clever reply (above),

Thank you so much for brightening my day with your invaluable contribution! You totally added so much to the board with your thoughtful and substantive post! I would hate to think what would happen if people just posted more useless junk that only added to the problem you are so courageously taking a stand against!

YOU ARE AWESOME!!! The Cellar is on the edge of it's collective seat, waiting for your next masterpiece!!!

Warmest Regards,
Your Number One Fan In the Whole World

Shawnee123 · 09-10-2009, 01:06 PM

To me:

I love you, me. You (me) are the bestest most wonderfulest person in the entire world, me (you) included.

Now THAT was PA!

kerosene · 09-10-2009, 04:01 PM

Gravdigr · 09-10-2009, 04:20 PM

To Me:

YOU SUCK!!!!

monster · 09-10-2009, 05:52 PM

OMFG I lolled so hard I nearly peed my pants and the cat gave me the crazy stare and slunk away

monster · 10-01-2009, 11:36 AM

Amazon to me, just now:

Greetings from Amazon.com. We thought you'd like to know that we shipped your items, and that this completes your order. Your order is being shipped and cannot be changed by you or by our customer service department.

09-10-2009, 11:18 AM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Passive Agressive Notes I found this which led me to this Passive Aggressive notes .com which led me to waste even more time farting about on the internet. have a nice life __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart Last edited by monster; 09-10-2009 at 11:20 AM. Reason: arg I need to edit the title to correct the spelling and I wanted to call it "Inventive English and Passive Aggressive notes.

09-10-2009, 11:22 AM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Did you know there's a limit on how long your "reason for editing" can be? Good job because I was wandering off topic and in fact there was no reason to add a reason for editing because I was in fact unable to edit the bit I needed to edit......... which may be unreasonable? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-10-2009, 11:26 AM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I am amused by the various aspects of MS Word that -MANAGEMENT doesn't understand. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-10-2009, 11:42 AM	#7
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Passive aggression sucks. Makes me want to punch people in the mouth. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

09-10-2009, 11:46 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It makes me want to walk in front of them and glare out of the side of my face! I slay me! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-10-2009, 11:24 AM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	OMFG I had to read that three times before I figured out it wasn't "gravity."

09-10-2009, 12:42 PM	#9
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	To the clever woman who created this post, I am ever so pleased to announce that you have sufficiently wasted my entire morning. Next time you post a time consuming website, be sure to also include a revolver so I can put myself out of my misery!!!!!!! Thanks!!!!! Yours, a mind numbed member of this message board

09-10-2009, 12:54 PM	#10
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	To the comedy genius who posted the clever reply (above), Thank you so much for brightening my day with your invaluable contribution! You totally added so much to the board with your thoughtful and substantive post! I would hate to think what would happen if people just posted more useless junk that only added to the problem you are so courageously taking a stand against! YOU ARE AWESOME!!! The Cellar is on the edge of it's collective seat, waiting for your next masterpiece!!! Warmest Regards, Your Number One Fan In the Whole World __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-10-2009, 01:06 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	To me: I love you, me. You (me) are the bestest most wonderfulest person in the entire world, me (you) included. Now THAT was PA! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-10-2009, 04:01 PM	#12
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476

09-10-2009, 04:20 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	To Me: YOU SUCK!!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-10-2009, 05:52 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	OMFG I lolled so hard I nearly peed my pants and the cat gave me the crazy stare and slunk away __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-01-2009, 11:36 AM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Amazon to me, just now: Greetings from Amazon.com. We thought you'd like to know that we shipped your items, and that this completes your order. Your order is being shipped and cannot be changed by you or by our customer service department. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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