Wtf online dating pics!

Crimson Ghost · 05-28-2007, 05:10 PM

Hey, these are the same girls that are on the late-night TV ads.

"Hi. I'm Tiffany, and this is my friend Brittany. We're lonely, and waiting for you to call."

Suuuuuurrrrrrrre.

I have a bridge to sell you...

richlevy · 05-28-2007, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

Hey, these are the same girls that are on the late-night TV ads.

"Hi. I'm Tiffany, and this is my friend Brittany. We're lonely, and waiting for you to call."

Suuuuuurrrrrrrre.

I have a bridge to sell you...

You mean the ones who turn out to be male ex-Marines?

Quote:

Sweet-voiced "Raven," a Cherokee Irishwoman, was such a hit with callers to a Nevada romance line that one man phoned 26 times in a single day; three sent love letters, and a caller from West Virginia proposed marriage. Most of her fans conjured a mental image of a temptress with long, silky hair, a fantasy figure and a gift for off-color gab. But Raven's real talent, it turns out, was for mimicry. The voice belongs to Darryl Malone, a 165-lb. National Guardsman, husband and father of four children who is now suing Northwest Nevada Telco for, of all things, sex discrimination.

Malone claims that because he is a man he has been passed over for raises and promotions during his eight months on the job. Last week the Nevada Equal Rights Commission, in a joint filing with the federal Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, held a fact-finding session on the case and is likely to make a recommendation next month. "You must be wondering how an ex-Marine could talk sex to men," says Malone. "I had to feed my family. There was a point when I thought Raven was going to take over my life. After I hung up the phone, I had to take a shower because I felt so dirty." The line of work was actually his wife's idea: "I thought, Who would be better for the job than a man, since a man knows what a man wants."

Crimson Ghost · 05-29-2007, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

You mean the ones who turn out to be male ex-Marines?

I was looking for a way to supplement my income, but damn.....

nitro1364 · 05-30-2007, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

Suuuuuurrrrrrrre.

I have a bridge to sell you...

how much are you asking?

05-28-2007, 05:10 PM	#1
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Hey, these are the same girls that are on the late-night TV ads. "Hi. I'm Tiffany, and this is my friend Brittany. We're lonely, and waiting for you to call." Suuuuuurrrrrrrre. I have a bridge to sell you... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)