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BigV · 07-25-2011, 11:04 PM

Just learned this weekend that my local Cash and Carry offers whole pigs. I'm gonna get a 25 pounder (head included--keep that Jarvis lunatic away from me) and cook it on the smoker.

Lola Bunny · 07-25-2011, 11:30 PM

Skeery....you can eat while it staring at you like that?

Spexxvet · 07-26-2011, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Just learned this weekend that my local Cash and Carry offers whole pigs. I'm gonna get a 25 pounder (head included--keep that Jarvis lunatic away from me) and cook it on the smoker.

Is it already gutted for you? I hope..

Pete Zicato · 07-26-2011, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Just learned this weekend that my local Cash and Carry offers whole pigs. I'm gonna get a 25 pounder (head included--keep that Jarvis lunatic away from me) and cook it on the smoker.

Be careful with it, V. Cooking a whole pig can be hard to do safely.

Spexxvet · 07-26-2011, 12:29 PM

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Be careful with it, V. Cooking a whole pig can be hard to do safely.

I've seen it done with the coals on a tray above the splayed out little feller. Slow cook for a long time, flip him, and the other side doesn't take very long. Delishioso!

Gravdigr · 07-28-2011, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Be careful with it, V. Cooking a whole pig can be hard to do safely.

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

I've seen it done with the coals on a tray above the splayed out little feller. Slow cook for a long time, flip him, and the other side doesn't take very long. Delishioso!

A buddy of mine butterflys and sandwiches the pig/deer/goat/whatever between rebar, and flips 'em that-a-way.

Gravdigr · 07-28-2011, 06:39 AM

WANT

BigV · 08-02-2011, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Just learned this weekend that my local Cash and Carry offers whole pigs. I'm gonna get a 25 pounder (head included--keep that Jarvis lunatic away from me) and cook it on the smoker.

another trip to Cash and Carry this morning, and I went into the meat cooler and found a 20 pound cut of beef (beef chuck roll or something). I really only wanted to check it for size. Twenty-fiive pounds of animal will easily fit into my smoker/grill. So now I just need to find some people to cook for, because there's no way I can eat twenty pounds of pork, and I can't freeze it, no more room in the freezer. I'll cook it up and give it away.

Yes, there will be pictures.

BigV · 07-26-2011, 08:10 AM

Heck yeah! (I just avoid naming it...)

Here are some interesting pics of smaller piggies:

http://www.google.com/search?q=25+po...w=1280&bih=637

BigV · 07-26-2011, 09:15 AM

yeah, I can't get one that isn't actually butchered. I've no interest in buying one that isn't dressed out.

infinite monkey · 07-26-2011, 09:17 AM

All dressed out and nowhere to go...

BigV · 07-26-2011, 10:02 AM

great.

I *told* you that I can't eat it if it's been named. thanks. thanks a lot.

DanaC · 07-26-2011, 11:40 AM

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great.

I *told* you that I can't eat it if it's been named. thanks. thanks a lot.

We once did that with the Christmas turkey. Y'know, just joking about during prep. Then we dropped a few tabs and none of us were entirely comfortable tucking in to Janice.

zippyt · 07-28-2011, 08:31 AM

Then we dropped a few tabs and none of us were entirely comfortable tucking in to Janice.

HA !!!

Sundae · 08-02-2011, 06:16 AM

Dad bought one of these in Yarmouth.
His favourite mixers do not come in mini-cans or in 500ml bottles, just in 330ml cans.
And he does not want to drink a whole can. He's in his 72nd year - liquid weighs heavily on his old bladder!

He's made up.

Bottle Tops

07-25-2011, 11:04 PM	#1
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Just learned this weekend that my local Cash and Carry offers whole pigs. I'm gonna get a 25 pounder (head included--keep that Jarvis lunatic away from me) and cook it on the smoker. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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07-26-2011, 08:10 AM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Heck yeah! (I just avoid naming it...) Here are some interesting pics of smaller piggies: http://www.google.com/search?q=25+po...w=1280&bih=637 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-26-2011, 09:15 AM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	yeah, I can't get one that isn't actually butchered. I've no interest in buying one that isn't dressed out. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-26-2011, 09:17 AM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	All dressed out and nowhere to go... Attached Images

07-25-2011, 11:30 PM	#2
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Skeery....you can eat while it staring at you like that?

07-26-2011, 10:02 AM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	great. I told you that I can't eat it if it's been named. thanks. thanks a lot. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-28-2011, 08:31 AM	#14
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Then we dropped a few tabs and none of us were entirely comfortable tucking in to Janice. HA !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-02-2011, 06:16 AM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Dad bought one of these in Yarmouth. His favourite mixers do not come in mini-cans or in 500ml bottles, just in 330ml cans. And he does not want to drink a whole can. He's in his 72nd year - liquid weighs heavily on his old bladder! He's made up. Bottle Tops Attached Images

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