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Gravdigr · 07-20-2011, 02:00 AM

Genius.

wolf · 07-20-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by spader

It's my first time to see this head dropper thing. Here is the product that maybe you haven't seen yet; try checking Inflatable Crescent-Shaped Shampoo, in here.

Welcome, spader. Hopefully you're not just here to sell us crescent shaped shampoos, but that is a brilliant device. crazynurse has been complaining about not being able to wash her hair. I have twice described to her a process that is very old-school nurses' aide stuff, the "washrag shampoo," which takes some time (fifteen minutes or so), but uses real shampoo instead of that no-rinse stuff.

I can envision some problems with the inflatable, though. You WILL end up spilling water on the bed, and probably also the patient, when you pull it off the bed, even with the drain.

classicman · 07-20-2011, 09:22 AM

WANT!

Perry Winkle · 07-20-2011, 09:42 AM

I just manufactured my own bent spoon with a piece of dowel. I hope it's not patented or I'm gonna get sued.

wolf · 07-20-2011, 11:13 AM

I think you're okay, because even if you used an ice tea spoon, yours won't reach the bottom of the glass.

Gravdigr · 07-21-2011, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I think you're okay, because even if you used an ice tea spoon, yours won't reach the bottom of the glass.

Heh-heheh...

infinite monkey · 07-20-2011, 11:45 AM

The Uri Geller Iced Tea Spoon

infinite monkey · 07-20-2011, 11:47 AM

I seriously didn't know there were pork snuff films! I mean, what's the market for that?

edit: This little piggy went to market...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gravdigr · 07-21-2011, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I seriously didn't know there were pork snuff films! I mean, what's the market for that?

edit: This little piggy went to market...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hello? Skulling?

morethanpretty · 07-24-2011, 06:11 PM

1) If you didn't know those types shirts existed 3 years ago, you live with your head up your ass.
2) If you're just now noticing what my sig line says when I probably changed it 3 years ago, then you live with your head up your own ass.
3) If you think YOUR generalizations about [insert political party here] are any different then my generalizations about [insert political party here], then you live with your head up your ass.
4) If you can't address a person with any kind of respect, ever, which I have yet to see you do, then you live with your head up your own ass.
5) If you think that I have ever personally attacked you before this moment, then you live with your head up your own ass.
6) If you don't think I have ever personally attacked you, you have just decided, out of the blue, to personally attack me on NO provocation...then you live with your head up your own ass.

I stay away from the political/current events threads mostly because of you, and just a teensy bit because of other people who don't deserve me calling them out just because you can't keep your hate filled diarrhea to those threads anymore. I have not ever tried to provoke you, and yet you're taking time away from your precious day to seek me out and attack me.

In case I haven't made it clear...you live with your head up your own ass.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

BigV · 07-25-2011, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

1) --snip-- your head up your ass.
2) --snip-- your head up your own ass.
3)--snip-- your head up your ass.
4) --snip-- your head up your own ass.
5)--snip-- your head up your own ass.
6) --snip-- your head up your own ass.

--snip--
In case I haven't made it clear...you live with your head up your own ass.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

LOL. Yup.

Big Sarge · 07-25-2011, 01:17 PM

Republicans: working for government small enough to fit inside your bedroom.

I always thought that was a good thing. j/k

classicman · 07-25-2011, 06:50 PM

lol - What do Tom Delay, John Kerry, and Products you never knew existed
have in common?

BigV · 07-25-2011, 09:25 PM

mtp said ug's head is up his butt. I pointed to the first post I could recall when I came to the same conclusion. we agree, but she was far more emphatic.

classicman · 07-25-2011, 09:35 PM

Oh I know - It was a joke - the link you linked to, linked to you doing it again.
get it - all three had that in common.

07-20-2011, 02:00 AM	#1
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07-20-2011, 09:22 AM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	WANT! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-20-2011, 11:13 AM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think you're okay, because even if you used an ice tea spoon, yours won't reach the bottom of the glass. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-20-2011, 11:47 AM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I seriously didn't know there were pork snuff films! I mean, what's the market for that? edit: This little piggy went to market...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Last edited by infinite monkey; 07-20-2011 at 11:55 AM.

07-24-2011, 06:11 PM	#10
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	1) If you didn't know those types shirts existed 3 years ago, you live with your head up your ass. 2) If you're just now noticing what my sig line says when I probably changed it 3 years ago, then you live with your head up your own ass. 3) If you think YOUR generalizations about [insert political party here] are any different then my generalizations about [insert political party here], then you live with your head up your ass. 4) If you can't address a person with any kind of respect, ever, which I have yet to see you do, then you live with your head up your own ass. 5) If you think that I have ever personally attacked you before this moment, then you live with your head up your own ass. 6) If you don't think I have ever personally attacked you, you have just decided, out of the blue, to personally attack me on NO provocation...then you live with your head up your own ass. I stay away from the political/current events threads mostly because of you, and just a teensy bit because of other people who don't deserve me calling them out just because you can't keep your hate filled diarrhea to those threads anymore. I have not ever tried to provoke you, and yet you're taking time away from your precious day to seek me out and attack me. In case I haven't made it clear...you live with your head up your own ass. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

07-20-2011, 09:42 AM	#4
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	I just manufactured my own bent spoon with a piece of dowel. I hope it's not patented or I'm gonna get sued.

07-20-2011, 11:45 AM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	The Uri Geller Iced Tea Spoon

07-25-2011, 01:17 PM	#12
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	*Republicans: working for government small enough to fit inside your bedroom.* I always thought that was a good thing. j/k __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

07-25-2011, 06:50 PM	#13
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol - What do Tom Delay, John Kerry, and Products you never knew existed have in common? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-25-2011, 09:25 PM	#14
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	mtp said ug's head is up his butt. I pointed to the first post I could recall when I came to the same conclusion. we agree, but she was far more emphatic. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-25-2011, 09:35 PM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Oh I know - It was a joke - the link you linked to, linked to you doing it again. get it - all three had that in common. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt Last edited by classicman; 07-25-2011 at 11:10 PM.

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