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Old 02-26-2013, 06:07 PM   #1
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Withered Ol' Crones

I've been shocked to learn that the average age of our female dwellars is 40 or more. Isn't that the age you officially become an ol' crone? I know at age 30 women become haggard.

Is there a way the cellar could automatically ban females age 30 or more?? My son works for Medicaid and aspires to be on the Obamacare Death Panels. Maybe they could set up an euthanization program?

Just some of the random thoughts going through my mind
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Old 02-26-2013, 06:12 PM   #2
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Some days I wish for a death squad to end my misery. Then I remember that I actually love life.

Where's this latest 'old crone' joke come from now? Do I have to go and read everything from the last 24 hours? lol
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:12 PM   #3
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We're only here because we're jealous of your perky boobs, Sarge
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:20 PM   #4
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We're only here because we're jealous of your perky boobs, Sarge
I can tell you are envious. You should see me shake my booty! You see, men become distinguished as the age while women are over the hill at age 25.
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:36 PM   #5
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I beg to disagree Sarge, the most hawtest most sexxy women I've met have been in the older category. You can have those self conscious, boney little girls. I prefer the women in the bunch. Oh and bone is for the dog...meat is for the man. I like em with curves.
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Old 02-26-2013, 08:04 PM   #6
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Old 02-26-2013, 08:37 PM   #7
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I've been listening to the Gravdigr school of thought. But, Brother Grav is so right in his gospel. I think the only hope we have is the implementation of death panels.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:09 PM   #8
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OMG, MTP is almost over the hill too! I think we need a young vibrant woman like Pensive Pam to lead us out of the darkness of the cellar
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:10 PM   #9
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...while women are over the hill at age 25.
No, we don't become over the hill.


we become invisible. We become the hill itself. tramped on, excavated, but unloved and un-mourned, we become flat, like the landscape in some Bronte novel or dystopian universe. Pocked, marked, parts hang low that once were pretty and fresh. I think death at 25 or the "Pack of 28" is a rather good career choice. Die while you're young and beautiful. you know, you old man, Don't fear the reaper.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:10 PM   #10
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OMG, MTP is almost over the hill too! I think we need a young vibrant woman like Pensive Pam to lead us out of the darkness of the cellar
You mean you want her to come back?? Don't you remember her wild stories?
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:13 PM   #11
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You mean you want her to come back?? Don't you remember her wild stories?
Of course I do! We need some young blood to stir things up. The cellar has been so sad and dark lately. Maybe we need to put higher wattage bulbs in our lights here. Anything to make the cellar brighter
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:14 PM   #12
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Of course I do! We need some young blood to stir things up. The cellar has been so sad and dark lately. Maybe we need to put higher wattage bulbs in our lights here. Anything to make the cellar brighter
Well I could spring for a couple cans of paint. Maybe sea foam or a pale yellow??
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:16 PM   #13
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No, we don't become over the hill.


we become invisible. We become the hill itself. tramped on, excavated, but unloved and un-mourned, we become flat, like the landscape in some Bronte novel or dystopian universe. Pocked, marked, parts hang low that once were pretty and fresh. I think death at 25 or the "Pack of 28" is a rather good career choice. Die while you're young and beautiful. you know, you old man, Don't fear the reaper.
Die young in a blaze of glory?
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:18 PM   #14
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Die young in a blaze of glory?
No, I think she means the way mature women are overlooked in today's society. I totally disagree with this thought. Haven't you heard of cougars?? I bet some on here have very sharp claws
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:19 PM   #15
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No, I think she means the way mature women are overlooked in today's society. I totally disagree with this thought. Haven't you heard of cougars?? I bet some on here have very sharp claws
I wonder if the cougar paints her claws or simply dips them in the blood of a fresh killl
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