Tasteless Jokes - Page 35

glatt · 08-06-2011, 08:12 PM

Imma merge this into the tasteless jokes thread. It qualifies.

infinite monkey · 08-08-2011, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde

OK there are two Jews and a polock in this nazi death camp. The guard tells them if you can climb to the top of this 100 foot grease poll will give you your freedom. If not whatever your dad did for a living were going to do to your balls. The first jew climbs to the top and gets all the way up to the 50 slides back down crying. WHat did your dad do for a living the guard ask. He was a butcher. SO they chopped his balls off. The next jew climbs to the poll and he gets to the 75 he climbs to the top and slides down. His dad was a candle stick maker so the bunrt his balls off. THe POlock climbs all the way up to the 99 and slides all the way back down laughing. Why didn't you do it the guard asks. He replies, My dad was a lolly pop maker you have to suck my balls off.

JB's joke spake: Bring all the goys to the yard.

footfootfoot · 08-06-2011, 08:18 PM

Hi marks for tasteless, barely qualifies as a joke though.

ZenGum · 08-06-2011, 08:35 PM

"Polak", isn't it? Or "Polack"?

ZenGum · 08-06-2011, 08:36 PM

'cause the Po' lack a lot of things.

I crack me up.

Sundae · 08-07-2011, 04:53 AM

I'm glad you mentioned merging the thread, because I could not work out why I made such a poe-faced response in The Tastless Jokes thread!

We haven't had any in a while.
C'mon, there are plenty of natural disasters going on, shouldn't jokes be pouring in?
(My excuse is that I'm on holiday until September, and my Mum won't forward things to me any more because I tell her off if they're racist or sexist (and not funny). Same as I don't get glurge, emails bout Jebus or anything she suspects I will immediately debunk.

Fair enough, just now I don't know what crazy shit she takes for fact....

Rhianne · 08-07-2011, 07:36 AM

I watched a recording of Amy Winehouse's funeral on TV last night. It was very moving, particularly when Elton John played his specially re-written version of Candle Under the Spoon.

footfootfoot · 08-07-2011, 08:54 AM

snicker

footfootfoot · 08-08-2011, 10:35 AM

you have outdone yourself, infy

GunMaster357 · 08-10-2011, 05:37 AM

What's the difference between a Western lift and a Somalian one ?

In Western countries, it is written: "Maximum: 8 persons / 630 Kg".

GunMaster357 · 08-19-2011, 08:43 AM

Why did the Greek son leave home? Because his father was always on his back.

Why did the son come back? He couldn't leave his brother's behind.

footfootfoot · 08-19-2011, 12:23 PM

Why did he leave again?
He couldn't take it in the end.

Gravdigr · 08-19-2011, 02:34 PM

Don't make fun of him, it's just the way he was reared.

Spexxvet · 08-19-2011, 02:57 PM

But, but, but....

GunMaster357 · 08-22-2011, 06:16 AM

Sounding like a diesel...

08-06-2011, 08:18 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Hi marks for tasteless, barely qualifies as a joke though. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-06-2011, 08:35 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	"Polak", isn't it? Or "Polack"? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-06-2011, 08:36 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	'cause the Po' lack a lot of things. I crack me up. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-07-2011, 08:54 AM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	snicker __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-08-2011, 10:35 AM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	you have outdone yourself, infy __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-06-2011, 08:12 PM	#1
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Imma merge this into the tasteless jokes thread. It qualifies.

08-07-2011, 04:53 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm glad you mentioned merging the thread, because I could not work out why I made such a poe-faced response in The Tastless Jokes thread! We haven't had any in a while. C'mon, there are plenty of natural disasters going on, shouldn't jokes be pouring in? (My excuse is that I'm on holiday until September, and my Mum won't forward things to me any more because I tell her off if they're racist or sexist (and not funny). Same as I don't get glurge, emails bout Jebus or anything she suspects I will immediately debunk. Fair enough, just now I don't know what crazy shit she takes for fact....

08-07-2011, 07:36 AM	#7
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	I watched a recording of Amy Winehouse's funeral on TV last night. It was very moving, particularly when Elton John played his specially re-written version of Candle Under the Spoon.

08-10-2011, 05:37 AM	#10
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	What's the difference between a Western lift and a Somalian one ? In Western countries, it is written: "Maximum: 8 persons / 630 Kg". __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

08-19-2011, 08:43 AM	#11
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Why did the Greek son leave home? Because his father was always on his back. Why did the son come back? He couldn't leave his brother's behind. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

08-19-2011, 12:23 PM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Why did he leave again? He couldn't take it in the end. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-19-2011, 02:34 PM	#13
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08-19-2011, 02:57 PM	#14
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	But, but, but.... __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

08-22-2011, 06:16 AM	#15
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Sounding like a diesel... __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

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