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Old 09-28-2006, 10:14 PM   #1
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Best Offer in UK

Best Offer in UK

Are you still suffering the slow speed of modem that takes you minutes to download a picture? Have you ever considering using a broadband that connects you to the Internet at an unexpected speed?

If you live in the UK, welcome to our site:

You can find all the broadband offers in market on our site, and we recommend best offer according to your different requirement.

Go to check it, you will certainly get what you want. Order online, what you need to do is only click the mouse and waiting the people coming to your house to install broadband for you!
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Old 09-29-2006, 04:12 AM   #2
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I longtime suffer bradydownloadia. Me so happy wear broadband with speed so unexpected! I different and you recommend best. I flick mouse while you people comming. Install me now.
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Old 09-29-2006, 04:46 AM   #3
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Interesting things about this spammer who posted about 10 spams yesterday:

- They signed up in April and posted a nonsense post to look like a stronger, verified account.
- Although they seem to be advertising a UK service, the IP address is China.
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Old 09-29-2006, 06:05 AM   #4
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...we recommend best offer according to your different requirement.

Go to check it, you will certainly get what you want. ...only click the mouse and waiting the people coming to your house to install broadband for you!
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Old 09-30-2006, 02:20 PM   #5
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Although they seem to be advertising a UK service, the IP address is China
The Brits outsource too. Your PC probably came from China, why not your spam?
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Old 09-30-2006, 05:30 PM   #6
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I prefer my Spam™ to come from Hormel™.
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Old 09-30-2006, 05:39 PM   #7
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Is Broad Band a dating site?
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Old 09-30-2006, 05:57 PM   #8
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Yup.
Specializing in musical women.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 09-30-2006, 06:14 PM   #9
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musical women, eh..

to complete my composition, I need an A-sharp, B-major and C-minor.....
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Old 10-01-2006, 08:25 AM   #10
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Watch those minors, Jay.
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:33 AM   #11
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Or at least get a an A minor. Why skimp on quality if you're going to jail anyway?
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Old 10-04-2006, 09:28 AM   #12
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Just watch out for Lydian. She's in one of her modes.
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Old 10-04-2006, 12:33 PM   #13
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Some of these puns are becoming rather noteworthy. We might want to scale back on them.
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Old 10-13-2006, 02:17 PM   #14
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A spam e-mail just made it through my filters and started with this opening line. I don't know why, but I really got a kick out of it.

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Recomendation: Read to the end and think after.
It reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live skits with Hans and Franz, the German body builders. "Hear me now, and believe me later."
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