Be a post whore! - Page 51

Cloud · 07-09-2008, 05:17 PM

You're welcome, SG!

So, I have a packet of glass wipes in my drawer. And a packet of regular wipies (aka butt wipes).

Hope I don't mix them up!

Sundae · 07-10-2008, 05:08 AM

I've just been shopping for screen cleaning products for work.
Ouch - expensive.

Trouble is, our cleaner is pretty generous when using products. I have to find a way to tell her that the tiny bottle is supposed to clean 300 screens. Without being patronising. Hmmmmm.

Sundae · 07-10-2008, 07:40 AM

I spent my lunch break watching clips from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Which after all makes being a ho look like being in a sorority (no dig intended).

So I am happy to be a post whore this afternoon.

Anyway.
When I first started my anti-depressants I was in a very bad way.
I couldn't do anything. Including wash. I noticed that the pills gave me a very meaty scent. As opposed to the vinegar scent I had when (for valid reasons) I'd had to go a couple of days without washing properly (festivals, broken plumbing etc).

So today, when I smelt a really meaty smell drifting through the office I was slightly paranoid. I didn't connect it consciously, but thought it must be me immediately. When my colleague came in with a bowl of chilli I put the various thoughts together and relaxed.

But apparently smell is the best trigger for memory.
Took me right back to those horrid days.

Clodfobble · 07-10-2008, 12:11 PM

Coincidentally, I just finished a bowl of turkey chili myself.

Flint · 07-10-2008, 12:21 PM

I like a good meaty smell in a woman.

classicman · 07-10-2008, 10:37 PM

Its 11:37 at this moment

DucksNuts · 07-11-2008, 06:15 AM

Its Friday evening and not even 9.30pm and I am in bed already

My name is mud · 07-11-2008, 05:56 PM

Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? .... Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Cloud · 07-11-2008, 06:44 PM

wow, an actual whore-y post

Sundae · 07-13-2008, 07:20 PM

Shit - why do I gravitate to Moulin Rouge when I'm tired and drunk?
I mean I love musicals, but it makes me cry every time. And not because she dies either, just because love is reserved for the beautiful. I mean she's a disease riddled whore. But of course she inspires a lifelong love. Of course.

Think about it. From Romeo & Juliet onwards, all the "great" love stories involve either love at first sight or women who are incredibly beautiful. Usually both. * Jane Eyre is an exception and she ends up with a blind, scarred old man because she is plain and a goody-goody so that's okay*

I hate the idea that every account of true love starts with someone young, lithe and impeccable manners. Go on, I challange you to find me a FEMALEW anti-hero. Even Tank Girl was fit.

Ignore me. It just rubs. Like a blister. It doesn't affect my life, but it's there every move I make.

I stop drinking tomorrow. I intend.
Hopefully I'll stop getting so damn maudlin.

BigV · 07-14-2008, 09:14 AM

59, now 62

BigV · 07-14-2008, 09:26 AM

65

BigV · 07-14-2008, 09:34 AM

67

BigV · 07-14-2008, 09:46 AM

weird.. stuck on 69

BigV · 07-14-2008, 09:58 AM

72

07-09-2008, 05:17 PM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	You're welcome, SG! So, I have a packet of glass wipes in my drawer. And a packet of regular wipies (aka butt wipes). Hope I don't mix them up! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-10-2008, 12:11 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Coincidentally, I just finished a bowl of turkey chili myself. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-10-2008, 12:21 PM	#5
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I like a good meaty smell in a woman. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-10-2008, 10:37 PM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Its 11:37 at this moment __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-11-2008, 06:44 PM	#9
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	wow, an actual whore-y post __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-10-2008, 05:08 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've just been shopping for screen cleaning products for work. Ouch - expensive. Trouble is, our cleaner is pretty generous when using products. I have to find a way to tell her that the tiny bottle is supposed to clean 300 screens. Without being patronising. Hmmmmm.

07-10-2008, 07:40 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I spent my lunch break watching clips from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Which after all makes being a ho look like being in a sorority (no dig intended). So I am happy to be a post whore this afternoon. Anyway. When I first started my anti-depressants I was in a very bad way. I couldn't do anything. Including wash. I noticed that the pills gave me a very meaty scent. As opposed to the vinegar scent I had when (for valid reasons) I'd had to go a couple of days without washing properly (festivals, broken plumbing etc). So today, when I smelt a really meaty smell drifting through the office I was slightly paranoid. I didn't connect it consciously, but thought it must be me immediately. When my colleague came in with a bowl of chilli I put the various thoughts together and relaxed. But apparently smell is the best trigger for memory. Took me right back to those horrid days.

07-11-2008, 06:15 AM	#7
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Its Friday evening and not even 9.30pm and I am in bed already

07-11-2008, 05:56 PM	#8
My name is mud Smooth Ruffian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Austin Posts: 47	Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? .... Me so horny. Me love you long time.

07-13-2008, 07:20 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Shit - why do I gravitate to Moulin Rouge when I'm tired and drunk? I mean I love musicals, but it makes me cry every time. And not because she dies either, just because love is reserved for the beautiful. I mean she's a disease riddled whore. But of course she inspires a lifelong love. Of course. Think about it. From Romeo & Juliet onwards, all the "great" love stories involve either love at first sight or women who are incredibly beautiful. Usually both. * Jane Eyre is an exception and she ends up with a blind, scarred old man because she is plain and a goody-goody so that's okay* I hate the idea that every account of true love starts with someone young, lithe and impeccable manners. Go on, I challange you to find me a FEMALEW anti-hero. Even Tank Girl was fit. Ignore me. It just rubs. Like a blister. It doesn't affect my life, but it's there every move I make. I stop drinking tomorrow. I intend. Hopefully I'll stop getting so damn maudlin.

07-14-2008, 09:14 AM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	59, now 62 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-14-2008, 09:26 AM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	65 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-14-2008, 09:34 AM	#13
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07-14-2008, 09:46 AM	#14
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	weird.. stuck on 69 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-14-2008, 09:58 AM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	72 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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