The Sex Thread - Page 8

Sun_Sparkz · 06-05-2005, 11:33 PM

Shower.. theres one place that is totally overrated in the s.e.x department!!

slippery but not in a good way, hard tiles, annoying shower head, water off someone elses head and into your squinting eyes, he has to hold the her and in doing so he is standing on wet tiles.. oh how safe is that!! no thanks!

Although the bathroom VANITY is definately a good location.. all those mirrors!

LCanal · 06-06-2005, 02:17 AM

Hmm.

Has anyone designed or customized any part of their house/appartment/cellar/funiture based on the specific needs of sex. Such as maybe in Sun's case a vanity level platform in the shower or maybe someone's bed is actual the correct hieght for sex as opposed to standard stuff in Nordstrom, Sears

Brett's Honey · 06-06-2005, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz

Shower.. theres one place that is totally overrated in the s.e.x department!!

Showers used to at the bottom of my list of "ok places to have sex, until my ex and I were desperately looking for any place to seek some relief. It had been over three weeks since I'd seen him. He and our son were only able to come down to Texas to visit one week-end every 2-3 weeks. Our daughter and I were going to be in Cook-Ft.Worth Children's hospital for 2-3 months for her bone marrow transplant. When we FINALLY sneaked away, after looking for a long frustrating time, we located a big bathroom with a locking door and a gurney in the corner. No time left to check out the gurney - it was just clothes flying off in different directions, up onto the gurney and down to business (...guess that would actually be down to pleasure!) It took some time before we realized the gurney wasn't stationary. By then we were smashing into walls, and rolling and spinning all over the room. I started to wonder if this was one of those new carts with a "brain" - one that knew its way to the linen closets, elevators, etc. For a few minutes there I thought we going to be taken out the door and down the hall! (The thought didn't slow things down though...)
Turns out there are wheel locking devices that we'd somehow overlooked. But the sex was still great as always. We ended up visiting that gurney every time he came to Texas. And no, we never locked the wheels, just continued taking a hell of a ride!

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Although the bathroom VANITY is definately a good location.. all those mirrors!

Aaahh...back in the newlywed days....always hot and ready for something new! We stood around the hall of mirrors maze for hours waiting to try to sneak back in there to attempt every position we knew surrounded by all those mirrors! Never did get enough privacy.

My "consolation prize" later at home was having sex on the observation deck of Wentz Tower, 94' above ground. - I will HAVE to post pics! (Of the TOWER!!) When we finally arrived on the top of the tower, wheezing, out of breath with leg muscles spazing and lungs on fire, he immediately stripped me down and kind of pulled an "Arsen on Stacyv move"! I was so taken by surprise, but I didn't even think of saying no. It got even more hot when we heard clanking up the staircase by a group of giggling young girls. We were just finished and barely finished dressing when the girls reached the observation deck (and us).

NBN - Speaking of Wentz Camp, I guess you're right! There are many interesting & pretty places in PC. I drive by them daily and just forget to look. That tower was built in 1928. You enter at ground level and climb 75' straight up an old metal spiral staircase (well, not straight, you climb around and around and around and around.....) in a just 7' wide round tower . For those out of shape, it's a stairmaster from hell!! But still very well worth it for the view - you can see for literally miles - the entire Ponca Lake, and a whole lot of beautiful landscape far beyond Wentz Camp. When I get some spare time I will get out there and talke pics. I started to menton a little about that so-cool place here, but there is SO much cool stuff there, that'll take a whole new thread!

Brett's Honey · 06-06-2005, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz

annoying shower head

Not ALL shower heads are annoying Sun Sparkz. Maybe you would benefit from going shower head shopping! And you do know they're not just a single-purpose "shower tool"...right? I'll look around next time I go shopping and see anything that looks worth recommending. For now....I'm certain some ladies here are currently using a (multi-purpose) shower head worth mentioning...??

LCanal · 06-06-2005, 03:45 AM

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I'll look around next time I go shopping and see anything that looks worth recommending.

You mean like the ones with enough hose so one can sit on the floor of the shower with the head between one's feet aimed........whilst.......

Trilby · 06-06-2005, 06:12 AM

Yes!

Undertoad · 06-06-2005, 11:45 AM

The Panasonic wet/dry shaver is excellent for this particular task.

staceyv · 06-06-2005, 04:06 PM

but it's not so much of a turn on if you leave 6 months worth of pubic hair growth in a ball on the top of the bathroom wastebasket. Ask me, I know...
At least try to bury it under some toilet paper or something...

elSicomoro · 06-06-2005, 04:08 PM

Making a merkin, Stacey?

Clodfobble · 06-06-2005, 05:07 PM

1.) Yes, trimmed pubic hair is an absolute must before I'll go divin'. My husband was very reluctant too, LabRat, but once he did he came to the same conclusion, that it was vastly superior (though he doesn't shave, just trims it pretty short.)
2.) I have been told by my husband--who is biased, no doubt--that I am exceptionally skilled in this area. I always thought I was just using basic technique, but he claims that before he met me, he honestly didn't understand what the big deal was about; i.e. why men were all gaga over blowjobs. Now it's extremely rare that he doesn't request at least a little oral action to begin with every time.
3.) Showers for intercourse are terrible, for all the reasons SunSparkz mentioned. And those "massaging" showerheads... I personally always found them painful, even on low settings.

Trilby · 06-07-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

. And those "massaging" showerheads... I personally always found them painful, even on low settings.

You need to build up your sex callous.

plthijinx · 06-07-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

1.) Yes, trimmed pubic hair is an absolute must before I'll go divin'. My husband was very reluctant too, LabRat, but once he did he came to the same conclusion, that it was vastly superior (though he doesn't shave, just trims it pretty short.)

that and it lets the ol' figs breath a little bit easier when out in this hot-assed texas sun!

plthijinx · 06-07-2005, 09:12 PM

all this talk about the guys trimming up. what about you girls? i used to date this girl that refused to shave. and she wondered why i wouldn't go down on her. personally, a nice neat "hitler" is always a great turn on but i love a freshly shaved area for satisfying my woman and my hunger for the act!

Nothing But Net · 06-09-2005, 10:49 PM

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... personally, a nice neat "hitler" is always a great turn on...

I've never done any "Hitlers", but I've had my share of "Castros".

plthijinx · 06-09-2005, 10:57 PM

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I've never done any "Hitlers", but I've had my share of "Castros".

so you like to floss, eh? ewwwwwww

06-05-2005, 11:33 PM	#1
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	Shower.. theres one place that is totally overrated in the s.e.x department!! slippery but not in a good way, hard tiles, annoying shower head, water off someone elses head and into your squinting eyes, he has to hold the her and in doing so he is standing on wet tiles.. oh how safe is that!! no thanks! Although the bathroom VANITY is definately a good location.. all those mirrors! __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

06-06-2005, 02:17 AM	#2
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	Hmm. Has anyone designed or customized any part of their house/appartment/cellar/funiture based on the specific needs of sex. Such as maybe in Sun's case a vanity level platform in the shower or maybe someone's bed is actual the correct hieght for sex as opposed to standard stuff in Nordstrom, Sears __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

06-06-2005, 06:12 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Yes! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-07-2005, 09:12 PM	#13
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	all this talk about the guys trimming up. what about you girls? i used to date this girl that refused to shave. and she wondered why i wouldn't go down on her. personally, a nice neat "hitler" is always a great turn on but i love a freshly shaved area for satisfying my woman and my hunger for the act! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

06-06-2005, 11:45 AM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The Panasonic wet/dry shaver is excellent for this particular task.

06-06-2005, 04:06 PM	#8
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	but it's not so much of a turn on if you leave 6 months worth of pubic hair growth in a ball on the top of the bathroom wastebasket. Ask me, I know... At least try to bury it under some toilet paper or something...

06-06-2005, 04:08 PM	#9
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Making a merkin, Stacey?

06-06-2005, 05:07 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	1.) Yes, trimmed pubic hair is an absolute must before I'll go divin'. My husband was very reluctant too, LabRat, but once he did he came to the same conclusion, that it was vastly superior (though he doesn't shave, just trims it pretty short.) 2.) I have been told by my husband--who is biased, no doubt--that I am exceptionally skilled in this area. I always thought I was just using basic technique, but he claims that before he met me, he honestly didn't understand what the big deal was about; i.e. why men were all gaga over blowjobs. Now it's extremely rare that he doesn't request at least a little oral action to begin with every time. 3.) Showers for intercourse are terrible, for all the reasons SunSparkz mentioned. And those "massaging" showerheads... I personally always found them painful, even on low settings.

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