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Old 03-26-2020, 12:26 PM   #1
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Keep Them Entertained

Keep them entertained with nature...

Ospreys

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Bears & Fish

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Old 03-26-2020, 01:49 PM   #2
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Here's my pitch*.







* not really my pitch, it belongs to the University of Queensland.
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Old 03-26-2020, 01:57 PM   #3
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Old 03-26-2020, 02:20 PM   #4
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Are you not entertained?!?
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Old 03-26-2020, 08:08 PM   #5
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Not really. All I saw was a funnel in a bell jar with a clock. The second hand on the clock was moving, and there was no sound. So no I was not entertained.
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Old 03-27-2020, 09:27 PM   #6
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I'd forgotten about that experiment.

Has it dripped yet?

I noticed the time isn't correct.
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Old 03-28-2020, 09:50 AM   #7
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It has.

During a brief period of technical difficulty where the recording equipment was not working.
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Old 03-28-2020, 12:40 PM   #8
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Aw, man!
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Old 04-13-2020, 06:24 PM   #9
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Teach the numbers...

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and how to count sheep...

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Old 04-20-2020, 12:46 AM   #10
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Or count like an Egyptian...
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Old 04-20-2020, 11:32 AM   #11
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There is not an English number on the regions table!
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Old 04-20-2020, 01:23 PM   #12
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5 is a 7, 6 is a 2, and 9 is a 2 in high heels.
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Old 04-24-2020, 11:22 PM   #13
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Puzzles will keep them occupied, especially if you say no food till it's done.
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