Stuff You Can't Do - Page 4

plthijinx · 01-19-2011, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

NSFW

ACK!

xoxoxoBruce · 01-19-2011, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

ACK!

You would if you could. Yes you would to.

plthijinx · 01-20-2011, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You would if you could. Yes you would to.

hell i'd never leave the house are you kidding me?

footfootfoot · 01-18-2011, 09:02 PM

You can't kiss your own elbow.

zippyt · 01-18-2011, 09:31 PM

Bace ball or Basket ball , Im WAAAAAY to much of a Spaz !!

monster · 01-18-2011, 09:49 PM

you need a tea kettle.

Crysanthemum tea? sacrelidge. (sp) that's not tea. I heard that you weren't supposed to use boiling water for those herbal/floral pseudo teas anyway.

Flint · 01-18-2011, 10:40 PM

You can't convince me that you exist.

You can't prove that trees don't think.

You can't buttƒuck yourself in the mouth.

SamIam · 01-18-2011, 11:39 PM

You can't put your cat in the microwave to dry it off.

Shawnee123 · 01-19-2011, 02:40 PM

And, you know, you never have to do that stuff:

What, am I to wake up suddenly and then
enroll at the local college, earn me a degree
and I could work weekends?
If I've worked real hard
I could mow your back yard

I can go to Europe, travel with my friends
I can blow a thousand deutsche marks
to get drunk in a pub with some Australians
Buy a giant backpack
sew a flag on the back

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

I never had to spend a summer planting trees
I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch
doubled over on my hands and knees
I never spent a single day in retail
telling people what they want to hear
telling people anything to make a sale
Eating in the food court
with the old and the bored

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

The worlds your oyster shell
But what's that funny smell
You eat the bivalve anyway
you're sick with salmonella
You get your Ph.D
How happy you will be
When you get a job at Wendy's
And are honored with employee of the month

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

(Ed Robertson, Steven Page)

monster · 01-19-2011, 03:00 PM

you can't find a Prius with a McCain/Palin sticker on it.

Shawnee123 · 01-19-2011, 03:06 PM

You can't read all the bumper stickers on cars/trucks that do have McCain/Palin stickers, because there are too many and you just don't have the time.

plthijinx · 01-19-2011, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

You can't read all the bumper stickers on cars/trucks that do have McCain/Palin stickers, because there are too many and you just don't have the time.

fuck all! you just made me spew beer!

edit: damn it! make that twice! not sayin which one made me do it though. not without torture!

monster · 01-19-2011, 03:19 PM

Srsly? Seems to me here it's the Obamaists who lurve their sloganeering......

monster · 01-19-2011, 03:19 PM

you cannot... be serious!

Shawnee123 · 01-19-2011, 03:25 PM

I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three.

01-18-2011, 09:02 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You can't kiss your own elbow. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-18-2011, 09:31 PM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Bace ball or Basket ball , Im WAAAAAY to much of a Spaz !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-18-2011, 09:49 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you need a tea kettle. Crysanthemum tea? sacrelidge. (sp) that's not tea. I heard that you weren't supposed to use boiling water for those herbal/floral pseudo teas anyway. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-18-2011, 10:40 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	You can't convince me that you exist. You can't prove that trees don't think. You can't buttƒuck yourself in the mouth. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-19-2011, 02:40 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	And, you know, you never have to do that stuff: What, am I to wake up suddenly and then enroll at the local college, earn me a degree and I could work weekends? If I've worked real hard I could mow your back yard I can go to Europe, travel with my friends I can blow a thousand deutsche marks to get drunk in a pub with some Australians Buy a giant backpack sew a flag on the back I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuff I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff I never had to spend a summer planting trees I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch doubled over on my hands and knees I never spent a single day in retail telling people what they want to hear telling people anything to make a sale Eating in the food court with the old and the bored I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuff I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff The worlds your oyster shell But what's that funny smell You eat the bivalve anyway you're sick with salmonella You get your Ph.D How happy you will be When you get a job at Wendy's And are honored with employee of the month I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuff I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff (Ed Robertson, Steven Page) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-18-2011, 11:39 PM	#8
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	You can't put your cat in the microwave to dry it off.

01-19-2011, 03:00 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you can't find a Prius with a McCain/Palin sticker on it. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2011, 03:06 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You can't read all the bumper stickers on cars/trucks that do have McCain/Palin stickers, because there are too many and you just don't have the time. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-19-2011, 03:19 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Srsly? Seems to me here it's the Obamaists who lurve their sloganeering...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2011, 03:19 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you cannot... be serious! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2011, 03:25 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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