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Old 04-27-2011, 12:56 AM   #1
penis spam
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Hi I am new heard

I am new and I am not sure how this works. I am mute and I am in a debate club. I have a big speech tomorrow. I hope I win
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:01 AM   #2
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OK silent no more.... scuse me, mods, but how is this newb ok and yet spensive spam was not?
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:03 AM   #3
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we forgot to set comprehensive newb quality specifications at our last mods meeting
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:06 AM   #4
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That's why they call it dope
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:19 AM   #5
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Welcome to our community.
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:21 AM   #6
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I have been here for 10 minutes and I still don't have any friends. Why are you so mean to me?
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:24 AM   #7
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fuck your welcome, I know you were makinga joke about me when you said "dope" and "and".
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:30 AM   #8
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fuck all of you fuckers. I nearly woke up the whole family with laughter.
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Old 04-27-2011, 04:04 AM   #9
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penis spam! does it cum in a can?
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Old 04-27-2011, 07:54 AM   #10
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penis spam! does it cum in a can?
That sounds like something from Dr Seus. lol

Very HAHAHA!
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Old 04-27-2011, 08:45 AM   #11
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I do not like the penis spam
I do not like it in my can
I do not like it in my box
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do not like it in my mouth
I do not like it in my hair
I do not like it anywhere
I do not like the penis spam.
I do not like it, spam I am.
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Old 04-27-2011, 10:59 AM   #12
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OK silent no more.... scuse me, mods, but how is this newb ok and yet spensive spam was not?
It's more penisy..
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:09 AM   #13
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and less spensivey
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:14 AM   #14
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I had fantasies of fashioning a penis out of spam which would actually require me to buy a can of that [shudder] and be artistic enough to create such a thing. I hope my idea to do this will suffice

until someone else really does it
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:22 AM   #15
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Do you have a good ecipe for penis loaf? Why I try to make it, gets hard but the fillinh leaks out
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