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Old 04-27-2011, 11:23 AM   #16
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I had fantasies of fashioning a penis out of spam which would actually require me to buy a can of that [shudder] and be artistic enough to create such a thing. I hope my idea to do this will suffice

until someone else really does it
have you tried a google image search? Not that I question your originality, but pretty much anything we can think of is out there...
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:33 AM   #17
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This is how mine came out. I know he will beat me and push me down the stairs. The very worse is when he uts a muzzle on my assistance dog, Then no one can speak to me.
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:33 AM   #18
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There are 12 or more coffee beans in the urn.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:27 PM   #19
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There are 12 or more coffee beans in the urn.
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:11 PM   #20
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There are 12 or more coffee beans in the urn.
And not one named Ahmed.
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:18 PM   #21
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Hey! stop changing the words under your name PS, it could confuse a stupid person
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Old 04-27-2011, 02:02 PM   #22
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i am not chhanging the words. who has been doing this to me. why are you so mean to me. i will report all of this to the mr wolf-man. i think it is mtp because she is jealous of my love for brianna
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Old 04-27-2011, 08:14 PM   #23
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I had fantasies of fashioning a penis out of spam which would actually require me to buy a can of that [shudder] and be artistic enough to create such a thing. I hope my idea to do this will suffice

until someone else really does it
I will never forget the time my mother had a Halloween party and had me help her make door prizes for everyone, plus a prize each for the male and female with the best costume.

It was molded candy that was made from various kinds of chocolate, the white chocolate having food coloring added to make it pinkish. The door prizes were penis lollipops and the Grand Prizes were a pair of breasts for the male winner and a giant penis, complete with milk chocolate covered coconut pubic hair for the female winner.

It was the funniest damn thing I've ever seen.
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:28 PM   #24
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:50 PM   #25
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have you heard?
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:00 AM   #26
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:25 AM   #27
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:26 AM   #28
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:27 AM   #29
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:29 AM   #30
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truer words and all that....
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