Dweller NSFW 2011 - Page 40

Nirvana · 05-07-2011, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by penis spam

Mr Ibram. I like your pictures. I think I will post some of mine on here too

How can you see his pix?

penis spam · 05-07-2011, 06:13 PM

i am blind but not stupid. you are making fun of me because i have big breasts. you are jealous because i am young and pretty. i put my hand on the monitor and i can feel the images

sexobon · 05-07-2011, 07:05 PM

Your seeing eye cat has been falling asleep in front of the monitor, you're holding its genitalia.

BigV · 05-10-2011, 02:39 PM

A mashup of two threads:

What is this? (granted it barely, some would say hardly, rates nsfw)

Sundae · 05-10-2011, 02:57 PM

V, although this might occasionally be the Scratch My Itch thread, it is certainly NOT the Diagnose My Problem thread!

But at least kudos for posting a pic, no matter how intriguing the previous pages of conversation were. Nice bulge.

BigV · 05-10-2011, 03:12 PM

You're welcome, that was the "nsfw" part of the mashup.

I'm not asking to be diagnosed, I know perfectly well the source of the irritation. I was just wondering if anyone else here recognized it. I'll give a clue, it is a risk reserved almost exclusively for men. Also, it's temporary, though some scarring can occur.

footfootfoot · 05-10-2011, 03:34 PM

masturbating with a belt sander?

I'm way past TMI, here V

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

A mashup of two threads:

What is this? (granted it barely, some would say hardly, rates nsfw)

Proof that you really should have used a condom 5-7 days ago?

BigV · 05-10-2011, 09:18 PM

no....

a further clue: xoB and Gravdigr are possible candidates for this problem, though their superior intelligence would likely save them the pain. And it is painful. Tulip is less at risk. I don't know about the rest of youse.

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 09:32 PM

xoB loves him some beautiful naked girl next door types, gravdigr likes him some naked, and tulip has a flashlight fetish. I think I see where you're going but I'll need a little more help.

BigV · 05-10-2011, 09:40 PM

I may be relying on information about xoB that he expressed to me directly, though I thought it was in a public forum. Gravdigr and Tulip have both shown their risk factors plainly here. (though not in this thread)

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 09:46 PM

They all collect stuff, I know of a flashlight fetish with Grav and Tulip, I'm not sure of xoB. You like to be paddled, but a flashlight seems harsh. Fleshlight, maybe, but flashlight no.

BigV · 05-10-2011, 09:54 PM

not a flashlight injury.

nor a fleshlight injury.

you're getting warmer though.

Nirvana · 05-10-2011, 10:15 PM

Candle wax burn

Big Sarge · 05-10-2011, 10:19 PM

friction burn from a blow up doll?

05-10-2011, 02:39 PM	#589
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,908	A mashup of two threads: What is this? (granted it barely, some would say hardly, rates nsfw) Attached Images __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 02:57 PM	#590
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	V, although this might occasionally be the Scratch My Itch thread, it is certainly NOT the Diagnose My Problem thread! But at least kudos for posting a pic, no matter how intriguing the previous pages of conversation were. Nice bulge. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-10-2011, 03:12 PM	#591
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,908	You're welcome, that was the "nsfw" part of the mashup. I'm not asking to be diagnosed, I know perfectly well the source of the irritation. I was just wondering if anyone else here recognized it. I'll give a clue, it is a risk reserved almost exclusively for men. Also, it's temporary, though some scarring can occur. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 03:34 PM	#592
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 18,147	masturbating with a belt sander? I'm way past TMI, here V __________________ the internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously? - Her Fobs

05-10-2011, 09:18 PM	#594
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,908	no.... a further clue: xoB and Gravdigr are possible candidates for this problem, though their superior intelligence would likely save them the pain. And it is painful. Tulip is less at risk. I don't know about the rest of youse. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-07-2011, 06:13 PM	#587
penis spam looking for my true love Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Franklin, Ky Posts: 23	i am blind but not stupid. you are making fun of me because i have big breasts. you are jealous because i am young and pretty. i put my hand on the monitor and i can feel the images

05-07-2011, 07:05 PM	#588
sexobon ^it sings^ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 8,950	Your seeing eye cat has been falling asleep in front of the monitor, you're holding its genitalia.

05-10-2011, 09:32 PM	#595
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	xoB loves him some beautiful naked girl next door types, gravdigr likes him some naked, and tulip has a flashlight fetish. I think I see where you're going but I'll need a little more help. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-10-2011, 09:40 PM	#596
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,908	I may be relying on information about xoB that he expressed to me directly, though I thought it was in a public forum. Gravdigr and Tulip have both shown their risk factors plainly here. (though not in this thread) __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 09:46 PM	#597
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	They all collect stuff, I know of a flashlight fetish with Grav and Tulip, I'm not sure of xoB. You like to be paddled, but a flashlight seems harsh. Fleshlight, maybe, but flashlight no. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-10-2011, 09:54 PM	#598
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,908	not a flashlight injury. nor a fleshlight injury. you're getting warmer though. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 10:15 PM	#599
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Candle wax burn __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

05-10-2011, 10:19 PM	#600
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,403	friction burn from a blow up doll? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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