Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 16

Cicero · 08-04-2007, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smurfalicious

The Girl: Can I go with my friend Sara to SeaWorld? Her mom got a hotel room with a cajuzzi (jacuzzi).

Me: (lol) No, remember - we're going somewhere special this weekend?

The Girl: Oh yeah - we're going to the astronaut senator (Kennedy Space Center).

God...that's so cute!

smurfalicious · 08-06-2007, 12:35 PM

Why is it when I download the digital camera, there's always ONE PICTURE that ruins the whole web album so I can't send the link to my mom???

DucksNuts · 07-19-2007, 10:53 PM

Wow and everyone thinks T is huge.

He was 4 in March, is 48lbs and 97%ile for height.

Ad is 2.5 and 35lbs, but off the chart for height.

Stormieweather · 08-04-2007, 11:42 AM

My D11 is tiny and always has been. She was born a month premature. She hovers around 10-15th percentile for her age. However, she's healthy and intelligent and developing right on schedule. I don't worry about comparing her to other kids in the 50th or 95th percentile. I feed my family balanced meals which they can choose to eat or not. If not, they go hungry. Commercially made snacks (cookies, chips, ice cream, hotdogs, etc) are limited to one type, per person, per week. Fruit and raw veggies are plentiful and have no limit.

theotherguy · 08-06-2007, 10:21 PM

Damn horn-ball astronauts.

SteveDallas · 08-24-2007, 03:05 PM

(Click for background, as seen at the Dallas dinner table.)

So I'm sitting at my desk signing some perfectly innocent purchase orders. And my phone rings.

"Umm.. Dad..." [it's my daughter]".....I have a question."

"Yeah?"

"Well, let's suppose we were doing a TV commercial...."

"Wait, does Mom know you're calling me?"

"Umm.. no."

"Where's Mom?"

"Inside doing something."

"Uh... OK... go ahead..."

"Well, let's say we were doing a TV commercial. If we filmed somebody making the ketchup bottle fly through the air, would you be able to take the video and edit out the person so it was just the ketchup flying?"

smurfalicious · 08-24-2007, 03:09 PM

I think my reply to that would have to be "yes, dear, it can be done the same way i can edit out the person who murders the one making the ketchup bottle fly through the air"

usarmydoctor · 10-11-2007, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

(Click for background, as seen at the Dallas dinner table.)

So I'm sitting at my desk signing some perfectly innocent purchase orders. And my phone rings.

"Umm.. Dad..." [it's my daughter]".....I have a question."

"Yeah?"

"Well, let's suppose we were doing a TV commercial...."

"Wait, does Mom know you're calling me?"

"Umm.. no."

"Where's Mom?"

"Inside doing something."

"Uh... OK... go ahead..."

"Well, let's say we were doing a TV commercial. If we filmed somebody making the ketchup bottle fly through the air, would you be able to take the video and edit out the person so it was just the ketchup flying?"

My immediate reaction (what I imagined I would say) upon reading the above: "Hang up the phone. Destroy the tape. Deny all knowledge of the event. Do not tell your mother we spoke."

jester · 10-12-2007, 03:01 PM

Went to a banquet last night and my little cousin was there. She had on a real cute dress with black tights. Later into the evening she has to go potty. She's 3yrs old. So I take her and after she's finished, she says that she has to pull up her "Pantypose". I thought it was cute.

smurfalicious · 10-12-2007, 03:12 PM

School spelling words = sentence writing for homework.

I can't remember the spelling word, but one sentence said something about liking to get wet and playing with the "hoes".

jester · 10-12-2007, 04:12 PM

Cicero · 08-24-2007, 04:21 PM

Steve.........well....you can edit out the person. Am I missing something here? Maybe I'm too childlike to get that one.

It's cute that there was a special phone call made about though. Very important question. *now that's cute*

This thread is starting to get to me. I am not going to have a kid...you guys have to stop this!

SteveDallas · 10-01-2007, 11:40 AM

Long story short: we've been using account passwords that the kids don't know to regulate how much they're on the computer. We recently discovered my daughter (the main computer user) figured out how to change her brother's password. I found out what it was by using a password cracker, and casually mentioned the password to her.

Her: "Oh. Well, I'd like to know how you found that out."
Me: "I have ways of finding these things out."
Her: "I guess you're smarter than I gave you credit for."

10MHz · 10-03-2007, 07:25 AM

I was waiting in line at the bank a few weeks ago and there was a woman in back of me who was having problems dealing with an impatient child. The child was complaining that he was bored and demanded that his mother bring him to Burger King for lunch. The mother tried several times to explain that the line was moving and that they would go to lunch after she completed her transactions, but he wouldn't relent. Finally, the child loudly announced that if his mother didn't bring him to the restaurant immediately that he was going to tell Daddy that he saw Mommy with Uncle Peter's penis in her mouth. The woman grabbed the kid and dashed red faced out of the bank with most of the patrons laughing hysterically.

Undertoad · 10-03-2007, 03:57 PM

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08-06-2007, 12:35 PM	#2
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	Why is it when I download the digital camera, there's always ONE PICTURE that ruins the whole web album so I can't send the link to my mom??? __________________

08-04-2007, 11:42 AM	#4
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	My D11 is tiny and always has been. She was born a month premature. She hovers around 10-15th percentile for her age. However, she's healthy and intelligent and developing right on schedule. I don't worry about comparing her to other kids in the 50th or 95th percentile. I feed my family balanced meals which they can choose to eat or not. If not, they go hungry. Commercially made snacks (cookies, chips, ice cream, hotdogs, etc) are limited to one type, per person, per week. Fruit and raw veggies are plentiful and have no limit. __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

08-06-2007, 10:21 PM	#5
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	Damn horn-ball astronauts. __________________ I should be working.

08-24-2007, 03:09 PM	#7
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	I think my reply to that would have to be "yes, dear, it can be done the same way i can edit out the person who murders the one making the ketchup bottle fly through the air" __________________

10-12-2007, 03:12 PM	#10
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	School spelling words = sentence writing for homework. I can't remember the spelling word, but one sentence said something about liking to get wet and playing with the "hoes". __________________

07-19-2007, 10:53 PM	#3
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Wow and everyone thinks T is huge. He was 4 in March, is 48lbs and 97%ile for height. Ad is 2.5 and 35lbs, but off the chart for height.

08-24-2007, 03:05 PM	#6
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	(Click for background, as seen at the Dallas dinner table.) So I'm sitting at my desk signing some perfectly innocent purchase orders. And my phone rings. "Umm.. Dad..." [it's my daughter]".....I have a question." "Yeah?" "Well, let's suppose we were doing a TV commercial...." "Wait, does Mom know you're calling me?" "Umm.. no." "Where's Mom?" "Inside doing something." "Uh... OK... go ahead..." "Well, let's say we were doing a TV commercial. If we filmed somebody making the ketchup bottle fly through the air, would you be able to take the video and edit out the person so it was just the ketchup flying?"

10-12-2007, 03:01 PM	#9
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Went to a banquet last night and my little cousin was there. She had on a real cute dress with black tights. Later into the evening she has to go potty. She's 3yrs old. So I take her and after she's finished, she says that she has to pull up her "Pantypose". I thought it was cute.

10-12-2007, 04:12 PM	#11
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712

08-24-2007, 04:21 PM	#12
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Steve.........well....you can edit out the person. Am I missing something here? Maybe I'm too childlike to get that one. It's cute that there was a special phone call made about though. Very important question. now that's cute This thread is starting to get to me. I am not going to have a kid...you guys have to stop this! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-01-2007, 11:40 AM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Long story short: we've been using account passwords that the kids don't know to regulate how much they're on the computer. We recently discovered my daughter (the main computer user) figured out how to change her brother's password. I found out what it was by using a password cracker, and casually mentioned the password to her. Her: "Oh. Well, I'd like to know how you found that out." Me: "I have ways of finding these things out." Her: "I guess you're smarter than I gave you credit for."

10-03-2007, 07:25 AM	#14
10MHz Rapscallion Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5	I was waiting in line at the bank a few weeks ago and there was a woman in back of me who was having problems dealing with an impatient child. The child was complaining that he was bored and demanded that his mother bring him to Burger King for lunch. The mother tried several times to explain that the line was moving and that they would go to lunch after she completed her transactions, but he wouldn't relent. Finally, the child loudly announced that if his mother didn't bring him to the restaurant immediately that he was going to tell Daddy that he saw Mommy with Uncle Peter's penis in her mouth. The woman grabbed the kid and dashed red faced out of the bank with most of the patrons laughing hysterically.

10-03-2007, 03:57 PM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/peepee.asp

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