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Old 05-19-2014, 06:45 PM   #1
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All great strides are made up of inches.
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Old 05-21-2014, 08:13 AM   #2
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Old 05-30-2014, 05:32 PM   #3
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1475640569339508
My kid in her last high school program drumming.
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Old 05-30-2014, 08:56 PM   #4
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FiL had a better setup.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v...type=2&theater
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Old 05-30-2014, 09:36 PM   #5
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Oh yes much better, that was great. You should be busting your buttons with pride right now.
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Old 05-31-2014, 09:04 PM   #6
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Hebe was named to second "all tournament" team at Water polo State Championships today. And got an honorable mention for all season.

Her team came in 7th, and the "honors lists" are hard to reach for players on the lower finishing teams (7th out of the 8 who made it to States, but about 30 overall in the State).
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Old 05-31-2014, 10:06 PM   #7
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Congratulations to Hebe!
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Old 05-31-2014, 11:24 PM   #8
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Cool, she'll be growing gills soon.
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Old 06-01-2014, 05:35 AM   #9
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Congrats!
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Old 06-05-2014, 02:01 PM   #10
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My granddaughter, Emily graduated from Pre-K daycare and will be in Kindergarten next year. Her school does a full blown graduation with kids in cap and gown. They all got to list on the program what they want to be and she said "A Cowgirl" which is probably because she enjoyed the Houston Rodeo so much this year and I bought her cowgirl boots, a belt and hat.

The funniest part of the graduation event was how the neatly dressed and behaved young children soon fell into a group of fidgeting playful kids as the ceremony dragged on.
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Old 06-05-2014, 02:12 PM   #11
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That's awesome. An honest photo, those fidgety kids.
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Old 06-05-2014, 02:46 PM   #12
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heheheee...I like the little boy in the third picture using his diploma or whatever as a telescope!

Your granddaughter is a beauty!
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Old 06-05-2014, 10:46 PM   #13
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I love these!!! she is such a doll and the pics of them figeting are great
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Old 07-03-2014, 02:47 PM   #14
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This might as well go here as anywhere else. It's a complaining brag and a perplexed I just don't even.

The inch is just under 5 feet tall (can that be true?) and maybe weighs 70 pounds soaking wet. He nearly always drops logs in the toilet that persist multiple flushings until they are broken apart with some handy implement. WTF? His craps are the size of beer cans and seem to have the density of iron. It's been three days and the upstairs toilet still isn't flushing right.

Seriously, qu'est-ce que fuck?

I think he may only crap once a month or something.
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Old 07-03-2014, 05:45 PM   #15
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sounds like he could do with more fluid in his diet. Maybe more fibre too.

Tell him if he doesn't drink more water (not other stuff) you'll stick a suppository up his bum. That should do the trick.
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