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09-02-2010, 02:18 PM | #1 |
the crowd goes wild!
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Step outside and smell the roses. On a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others anal gasses.
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09-02-2010, 02:49 PM | #2 |
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I bring that average up, riding public transit.
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09-02-2010, 03:25 PM | #3 |
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Dibs on the patent!
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09-02-2010, 05:21 PM | #4 |
I think this line's mostly filler.
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It's more powerful if you just use a wheel covered with cats. And then you can eat the buttered toast!
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09-02-2010, 06:24 PM | #5 |
Come on, cat.
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MMmmmmmmm.... buttered cats....
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09-03-2010, 12:42 AM | #6 |
The future is unwritten
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According to Wired, giraffes only require 1.9 hours of sleep per day.
Over the years, Barnum’s Animal Crackers has featured 54 different animals. The most recent addition was the koala in 2002, to celebrate Animal Crackers’ 100th anniversary. A study of OkCupid profiles found that using a flash to take a picture makes one look about 7 years older.
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09-03-2010, 04:38 AM | #7 | |
Beware of potatoes
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Quote:
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09-03-2010, 08:04 AM | #8 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
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With the exception of manatees and sloths, all mammals have seven cervical (neck) vertebrae. This includes mice, humans and giraffes.
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09-03-2010, 09:46 AM | #9 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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What about duck-billed platypuses?
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09-03-2010, 06:36 PM | #10 |
Beware of potatoes
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More importantly, what about the chupacabra?
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09-03-2010, 07:56 PM | #11 |
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The Smothers Brothers changed the vocabulary of frogs everywhere.
Before them frogs said "Croak" Now frog language shows up everywhere. |
10-06-2010, 10:35 AM | #12 |
To shreds, you say?
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I made the mistake of mentioning "Chupacabra" during our camping trip this summer with the 3 and 6 year old. (WTF was I thinking about?) Anyway, things might have been fine except for Mrs. Foot's reaction which got the kids panicking. I had to do some back pedaling on the history of the chupacabra but by giving them a direct translation of "Goat Sucker" they thought it was hilarious. How crazy is that? to suck on a goat? So the rest of the trip was all about goat sucking...
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09-03-2010, 09:55 AM | #13 | |
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Excellent question. I haven't been able to find an answer. But I did find that I don't want to date a platypus:
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09-03-2010, 10:01 AM | #14 |
changed his status to single
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oozing seldom makes for a good date.
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09-03-2010, 10:27 AM | #15 |
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I can't really see them that clearly, but it looks like 6 neck bones in the duck billed platypus.
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