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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Director of the FBI was just about to close in on me when all of the sudden the President fired him! I suppose my plan for world domination will go forward after all.
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05-13-2017, 03:50 PM
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05-13-2017, 03:49 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Need an Oddjob?
I don't have a Swiss Army tophat, but I got a razor-sharp banjo. And I ain't doing anything atm.
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05-29-2017, 09:55 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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05-29-2017, 10:03 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Eh, fuck him, I'd rather see Jackie come back.
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06-05-2017, 03:08 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I've been slightly obsessing over The Thick of It and In the Loop and Tuckerisms keep popping into my head. I felt a childish urge to sign-off calls at work with 'Fuckety-bye'
I resisted. Nor did I tell our stand-in team leader to pop a jaunty bonnet on her KPI scores and ram them up the shitter with a lubricated horse cock. But I enjoyed thinking about saying it in the team meeting. Which is the important thing. :p
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06-06-2017, 05:43 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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There was a person from Home Office (BritEnglish: Head Office, not The Home Office) showed up at work today to do some Safety Walk thing. Is it bad that within minutes of meeting her, I eye-bombed her pants (trousers)?
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06-06-2017, 05:57 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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lol
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06-06-2017, 09:16 PM
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I had to Google it.
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06-06-2017, 09:22 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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she had a peacock feather design at the bottom of each pant leg begging for googly eyes.
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06-06-2017, 09:24 PM
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Sounds appropriate.
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06-06-2017, 09:42 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Was she aware of the vandal-eyes-ing? Or was this a stealth operation?
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06-06-2017, 10:21 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Aware.
 but I think she thought it was an idle musing, not one I could follow through on in seconds
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06-08-2017, 03:36 PM
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06-08-2017, 10:05 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Psh... I bet you say the same about urinal cake.
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