12/21: anti-smoking ad features dead guinea pig

Dygytyz · 12-21-2001, 01:32 PM

Dear Sirs,

My name is Hugh G. Goh from Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe. I represent the People for the Ethical Treatment of Smoking Guinea Pigs (PETSGP). You have 24 hours to remove this picture from your Internet site as we feel it denigrates the image of smoking guinea pigs that my firm and I represent. It also conveys a false image that all smoking guinea pigs die from smoking. This, as we all know, in entirely not true, as many guinea pigs die each year from natural causes such as old age, being wrapped in duct tape and used as prophylactics (only in Indianapolis), and being shoved up famous movie star asses.

Please do yourself a favor and comply with our request. Failure to do so in the time allotted will result in our intern Guido "Knuckles" Aiello coming over to your house to collect legal evidence in the form of kneecaps, pinky fingers, and teeth.

The ball is in your court, act accordingly.

Mr. Hugh G. Goh, Esq.
Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe

12-21-2001, 01:32 PM	#1
Dygytyz Writer of Writings Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 14	Dear Sirs, My name is Hugh G. Goh from Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe. I represent the People for the Ethical Treatment of Smoking Guinea Pigs (PETSGP). You have 24 hours to remove this picture from your Internet site as we feel it denigrates the image of smoking guinea pigs that my firm and I represent. It also conveys a false image that all smoking guinea pigs die from smoking. This, as we all know, in entirely not true, as many guinea pigs die each year from natural causes such as old age, being wrapped in duct tape and used as prophylactics (only in Indianapolis), and being shoved up famous movie star asses. Please do yourself a favor and comply with our request. Failure to do so in the time allotted will result in our intern Guido "Knuckles" Aiello coming over to your house to collect legal evidence in the form of kneecaps, pinky fingers, and teeth. The ball is in your court, act accordingly. Mr. Hugh G. Goh, Esq. Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe

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