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Old 05-29-2019, 12:01 AM   #1
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Coffee

Coffee makes you poop, but that's not all it does...
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Old 07-12-2019, 05:28 PM   #2
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I don't know, it doesn't sound good to me.
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Old 07-12-2019, 11:55 PM   #3
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I'm not a big fan of coffee. Which is stupid, because my cousin is one of the three original owners of Starbucks (he later became Mr. Peets). I just can't handle the caffeine, plus coffee breath is nasty.
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Old 07-12-2019, 11:57 PM   #4
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I get all my beans from your cousin Peets!
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Old 07-12-2019, 11:59 PM   #5
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It isn't, it's the second biggest trick the Devil played on humans.
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Old 07-13-2019, 12:11 AM   #6
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I get all my beans from your cousin Peets!
I'm sure he appreciates that. I imagine he still has plenty of stock in Starbucks and Peets, but these days he's retired and growing grapes in Napa. Sheesh!

Clearly, I was born into the wrong branch of the family tree.
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Old 07-13-2019, 12:21 AM   #7
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Be glad you don't have their addictions.
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Old 07-13-2019, 12:29 AM   #8
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Be glad you don't have their addictions.
Oh, I have my own stupid addictions.
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Old 07-13-2019, 12:30 AM   #9
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Yeah, but yours are good addictions.
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Old 07-13-2019, 01:22 AM   #10
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Old 07-13-2019, 10:14 AM   #11
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It isn't, it's the second biggest trick the Devil played on humans.
Good Usual Suspects reference.

Or Baudelaire.
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Old 07-15-2019, 05:45 PM   #12
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I get all my beans from your cousin Peets!
Heavy user here as well.
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Old 07-16-2019, 12:16 PM   #13
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Damn. I just found out my cousin's net worth is about $2.4 billion. DAMN.
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Old 07-16-2019, 01:06 PM   #14
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I would imagine he has quite a few... bean counters




(And, I would imagine he has heard that line until he is dead sick of it!)
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