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Gravdigr · 02-09-2013, 04:33 PM

And I thought my old Motorola was a turd...

ZenGum · 02-09-2013, 08:08 PM

I hope the guards checked the call log.

Gives a new meaning to "cell phone".

BigV · 02-14-2013, 10:13 AM

Sell it? You couldn't *give* it away.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-24-2013, 03:56 PM

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A Bartow County man jailed on an aggravated battery charge said his aunt provoked him into an attack after refusing to take him to the tanning salon. Charles Wesley Guyton, 47, of Gum Springs Lane in Rydal, was arrested in connection with the Thursday incident at his home about 8:30 p.m.
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Guyton allegedly told cops he and his 76-year-old aunt had been in a verbal arguement because she refused to take him to the tanning bed. He said his aunt, also a Rydal resident, provoked the alleged attack when she said: "Well if you keep laying in the tanning bed, before long your face is going to fall off."
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Her lower jaw was broken in two places, and appeared to be "grossly out of place" and bruised, according to a doctor and a deputy.
"Guyton said he knew what he did was wrong, but [his aunt] should have known by saying what she said would provoke him," a deputy reported.

Yeah damnit, she shoulda known.

Gravdigr · 02-25-2013, 05:41 PM

So, this woman has no living male relatives to stomp this pathetic sumbitch's guts out?

morethanpretty · 02-26-2013, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

So, this woman has no living male relatives to stomp this pathetic sumbitch's guts out?

Why does it have to be a male relative? I'd stomp anyone's ass who dared to hurt a family member of mine. Maybe taze them, then hold them in a locked room with out anything for awhile. Sure I may get locked up for kidnapping and torture and such, but it'll be worth it.

Idiot doesn't think that what he did was wrong at all, he's blaming the 70 something year old woman for him throwing a temper tantrum. He fucking broke her jaw!

Trilby · 02-26-2013, 08:20 AM

I'd've taken him to the tanning salon.

And put it up to 11.

glatt · 02-26-2013, 08:56 AM

Anyone want a free cruise ship? It's out there, drifting in the middle of the Atlantic.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-26-2013, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Anyone want a free cruise ship? It's out there, drifting in the middle of the Atlantic.

Torpedo practice.

DanaC · 02-26-2013, 11:48 AM

The guy was a male relative.

morethanpretty · 02-26-2013, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

The guy was a male relative.

Point won.

Gravdigr · 02-26-2013, 02:30 PM

Be kinda hard (and highly unlikely) for him to stomp his own guts out, now wouldn't it?

morethanpretty · 02-26-2013, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Be kinda hard (and highly unlikely) for him to stomp his own guts out, now wouldn't it?

Her point is that he *is* a male relative, yet he's the one who hurt her.

Gravdigr · 02-27-2013, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

Her point is that he *is* a male relative, yet he's the one who hurt her.

And it was my point that the gentleman in question is *not* going to stomp his own guts out.

morethanpretty · 02-27-2013, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

And it was my point that the gentleman in question is *not* going to stomp his own guts out.

So what, another *male* relative is supposed to do it? Why don't you just shut your sexist piehole. I'm tired of it.

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