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Old 07-25-2016, 03:42 PM   #421
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Old 07-25-2016, 07:30 PM   #422
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but I felt bad when I did
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Old 08-02-2016, 09:26 AM   #423
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Old 08-02-2016, 12:41 PM   #424
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If the man is under the impression that women are always right and men are always wrong, or thinks that women think women are always right and men are always wrong, is he right in his thinking that women are always right and men are always wrong, or is he wrong in hanging out with women who think women are always right and men are always wrong?
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Old 08-02-2016, 04:09 PM   #425
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Old 08-05-2016, 05:45 PM   #426
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Could you create a rainbow poop by making yourself constipated, eating highly colored foods in the appropriate order and then releasing the beast?
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Old 08-05-2016, 05:47 PM   #427
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Eat all the red froot loops, then all the green froot loops, etc.
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Old 08-05-2016, 06:05 PM   #428
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I was thinking more blue Gatorade, beets, tomatoes by the ton, but yes......
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Old 08-07-2016, 04:32 PM   #429
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From the "No Shit." Department

Recently, a dead man was found floating in a toolbox in a local river (True Story™, btw).

It's been ruled a homicide.

No Shit™.
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Old 08-07-2016, 04:36 PM   #430
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Maybe he just couldn't afford a casket and a plot.
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Old 08-07-2016, 04:45 PM   #431
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Maybe his boat was in the shop?
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Old 08-07-2016, 05:14 PM   #432
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Being a river repairman is dangerous work.
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Old 08-08-2016, 04:16 PM   #433
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Hah!

River repairman.






He wasn't worth a damn, either! There are multiple leaks and blockages on that river...
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Old 08-14-2016, 06:27 PM   #434
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I'm watching Pitch Perfect. I was like "is that Elizabeth Banks or Parker Posey?" I thought I can't be the only one who can't tell them apart:
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Old 08-14-2016, 10:58 PM   #435
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So, I started taking walks to lose weight. I've been going every day consistently for about a month now and I enjoy them. This week has been close to 100 degrees each day so I've been waiting till the evening/night to walk with my dog. It's a little creepier this way so I decided since I couldn't get out last night or today till after 9pm that I'd just go up and down my two main roads (the ones with streetlights) until I hit my 4 mile goal.

That was a great plan until I got followed by a FREAKING FOX. Thankfully it was mostly just curious and the husband came and picked me up in the car as quickly as he could. It was very creepy though as I've never been followed by a wild animal before and it shadowed me for about two blocks before I was rescued. Ahhhhhh!
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