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05-09-2019, 06:21 AM | #1 |
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Fortunately, it's too early in the season for white shoes.
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05-09-2019, 09:42 AM | #2 |
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I mean really...Who wears white before Memorial Day? Pfft.
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07-04-2019, 03:11 PM | #3 |
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Today I learned that not all toilet flushing mechanisms are created equal. A few days ago, I picked up a $13 replacement mechanism at the local hardware store. It leaked worse than the mechanism I was replacing.
Pro tip: pass on everything that isn't a Fluidmaster 400AH High Performance Toilet Fill Valve[/url]. About $6.50 at Walmart. You'll thank me later. |
07-04-2019, 08:35 PM | #4 |
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07-04-2019, 08:37 PM | #5 |
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07-04-2019, 11:27 PM | #6 |
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Pay attention to Glinda because plumbers are going to start becoming scarce in 10 years.
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07-05-2019, 12:10 AM | #7 | |
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Ok, not really, I've done this before. I like being able to do little fix-it jobs myself. This new flusher was really easy to install (much easier than the previous, junky, malfunctioning flusher), and when in doubt, there's always YouTube DIY videos. But beyond all this, I'm not willing to pay $60 just to get some bozo to show up for a little home repair project I can do myself. |
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07-05-2019, 09:22 AM | #8 |
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Very Cool^^^
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07-05-2019, 11:05 AM | #9 |
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The surgeon woke up early because he had to perform surgery that morning. He went to take his shower, no water. He placed an emergency call to a plumber who assured him that he would be there and have the situation rectified in plenty of time for the doc to make his surgery.
The plumber came and went to work, and was finished in 20 minutes. He presented the doc with a bill for $400. The doc said "My God, man, I'm a doctor and even I don't make that kind of money!" The plumber responded "Yeah, when I was a doctor, I didn't make that kind of money either."
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08-19-2019, 02:43 PM | #10 |
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TIL that if you're googling for a wallpaper image, and specify a size, you get a small image on the side of your screen. Click 'view image' to see the full size image, and you don't get that, you get a much smaller image. It's goddamned tiny as a matter of fact. And, no, it wasn't a tile-able image.
Why in God's name allow me to specify an exact size when that mean's absolutely nothing? It's strange to see Google working at making themselves less relevant. Oh, and when I went to the site to see the picture, it's bigger than I asked for. So fuck me today, I reckon.
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09-13-2019, 10:46 AM | #11 |
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09-13-2019, 11:44 AM | #12 |
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Aside from not being able to understand the sweety's voice and not being able to figure out the pictures, that was a pretty good video.
When I learned to drive in LA in the '50's, that fast left turn was common. I mastered it. I have not seen it in at least 40 years. But it is another reason why self-driving cars are a pipedream, especially in Pittsburgh. |
09-13-2019, 09:38 PM | #13 |
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So I wait, even flash my lights and they don't move because they're not paying attention.
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09-15-2019, 03:54 PM | #14 | |
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I learned that story bouncing around the net about seeing a plastic bag at the bottom of the Marianas Trench is bullshit.
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10-14-2019, 04:38 PM | #15 |
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I learned that recent scholarship considers the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin spiriting away +- 130 children to be essentially true. It is a story of emigration rather than rats, pedophilia, plague, or magic. It seems lands in the East had been depopulated by the Mongols and young people in over-populated Germant sought a better life in Transylvania etc...
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