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02-28-2012, 03:24 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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02-29-2012, 12:25 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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03-01-2012, 10:55 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Italian Grandfather
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside “Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos." "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed wid anudder man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up'?”
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03-03-2012, 10:23 AM
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a beautiful fool
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So, I went to the Doctor and he told me that I have Tom Jones Syndrome.
dismayed, I asked... 'Is that common?' he said, " well, it's not unusual..."
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03-03-2012, 04:46 PM
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Back in 10
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Survivor, Texas-Style!
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," “George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and. "I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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03-04-2012, 08:47 AM
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Professor
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Do you think my chances will be better ?
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03-04-2012, 09:52 AM
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Back in 10
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03-04-2012, 01:29 PM
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Professor
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In case discretion is required, a nice K-Bar should do it.
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03-03-2012, 06:35 PM
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erika
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the british Top Gear did a southern-US adventure across the South. They at one point spray-paint eachother's cars with words and slogans... and ACTUALLY get run outta town, by burly and threatening men in a pickup truck, at an Alabama gas station.
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03-04-2012, 10:35 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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03-04-2012, 11:03 AM
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erika
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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03-04-2012, 11:43 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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03-04-2012, 01:23 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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03-04-2012, 10:36 AM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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and how white your flag is.
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