September 2, 2011 Going for a Walk

Or, going for a run, as the case may be:

I guess we know who's the bitch in that relationship...

It's a dog-eat-dog leash world.

(sidebar: has anyone seen Modern Family? That show cracks me up. Among the funniest is the character Gloria, the much younger Columbian wife of Ed O'Neill's character. She always gets English wrong. When she said "It's a Doggy Dog world" I laughed my head off. Just tickled my funny bone. Probably because I know so many people who actually think the phrase is "doggy dog.")

Oh Infi - I make myself laugh when I look at our Sky Plus list and see Heir Hunters.
I say to myself "Hair Hunters".

That passes for humour in my head. So Doggy Dog is Oscar Wilde...

Another from Gloria:

"He scared the baby cheeses out of me!"

I have to pee like a racist.

Don't worry, you got that phrase-worm in my head a long while back.

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey has anyone seen Modern Family? That show cracks me up.

Well, now you went and started it:

I've been keeping a list of misused words my friend uses. She's not dumb...she just uses the wrong words, or words that aren't even words, so much that I've taken to writing them down.

Discussing astrology: "My sister was born on the crisp. Right on the crisp"

"I don't have a long extensions span."

"L showed me how it works! She drew a diaphragm!"

"That fan is nice. It ovulates and moves air around."

"I need something to accentuate the pain."

"I can't even phantom that."

"I'm at a conjecture here."

"That is SO juvial."

"He gave him a Browns shirt. It's a momentum!"

Well, they're true.

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Originally Posted by glatt Probably my favorite show right now. It's very good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey "That fan is nice. It ovulates and moves air around."

Wow - cute nails.

yeah, but that boy is teh ick.

Boy?
She kissed a girl and she liked it.

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey Well, now you went and started it: I've been keeping a list of misused words my friend uses. She's not dumb...she just uses the wrong words, or words that aren't even words, so much that I've taken to writing them down. Discussing astrology: "My sister was born on the crisp. Right on the crisp" "I don't have a long extensions span." "L showed me how it works! She drew a diaphragm!" "That fan is nice. It ovulates and moves air around." "I need something to accentuate the pain." "I can't even phantom that." "I'm at a conjecture here." "That is SO juvial." "He gave him a Browns shirt. It's a momentum!" Well, they're true.

Just found the credit for the photo: Thang Nguyen

Just saw this while scheduling a Purple Heart Pick up:

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