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09-02-2011, 12:20 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Well, now you went and started it:
I've been keeping a list of misused words my friend uses. She's not dumb...she just uses the wrong words, or words that aren't even words, so much that I've taken to writing them down. Discussing astrology: "My sister was born on the crisp. Right on the crisp" "I don't have a long extensions span." "L showed me how it works! She drew a diaphragm!" "That fan is nice. It ovulates and moves air around." "I need something to accentuate the pain." "I can't even phantom that." "I'm at a conjecture here." "That is SO juvial." "He gave him a Browns shirt. It's a momentum!" Well, they're true. 
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09-02-2011, 04:54 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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09-03-2011, 08:31 AM
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a beautiful fool
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Our list is much longer, but... those are quality, right there. I want to introduce them to each other! Can you imagine the children.
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