Huge Gobs of Nerd Love

Trilby · 07-02-2006, 02:09 PM

i attract nerds. I know I've mentioned this before. However, I never truly understood my unique power of nerd-attraction until very recently.
I was lasso'd into attending a university-sponsored event celebrating the works of a very deserving man who gave LOADS (one assumes) to said university and managed to launch a study as well! I dressed (I hope to god) appropriately and managed to get every canape into my mouth without incident. This caught the amorous eye of a Complete Nerd ( I nearly said Narc!) who immediately assailed me with unwanted (No! No!) attentions. I am no amatuer, sir. This has happened before (see the 'I've met your brethren' thread) and I've been strong. However, this actual time...I...I....I succumed.

I HAD SEX WITH A BIG FREAKIN' NERD!

Now, are you happy?

AlternateGray · 07-02-2006, 04:22 PM

Speaking for nerds everywhere, if we really want you, it's as good as done. Resistance is useless.

capnhowdy · 07-02-2006, 04:33 PM

Yes.

I am happy. Good to know someone's gettin some.

JayMcGee · 07-02-2006, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I HAD SEX WITH A BIG FREAKIN' NERD!

Now, are you happy?

... not till you post the pictures......

MaggieL · 07-02-2006, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Now, are you happy?

The question is: Are *you* happy?

DucksNuts · 07-02-2006, 08:46 PM

Was he good Bri??

I ask, not because I am a nosey pervert, but for future reference

wolf · 07-03-2006, 01:42 AM

Nerds spend a great deal of time reading and researching and planning.

Many nerds have unexpectedly fine sexual technique, and a really short learning curve.

Sundae · 07-03-2006, 04:47 AM

I have actually had some male attention for once! No nerd-sex, but at present I'm steering clear of that anyway. Being a nerd magnet is cool, as real nerds are always grateful for the attention. If you ever have any spare Brianna, pop them in the post for me....?

So my almost-conquests: Drunk man on train on Thursday - it was late night and I was drunk too, a friendly encounter not a threatening one. I declined an invite to spend the night with him, even though I fancied the pants off him (partly because I fancied the pants off him) and he hasn't called since. Sigh. Seems like I did the right thing. But I have his card and will pin it on my noticeboard to prove to myself that I still have it, even if it has to be helped along by beer goggles.

He was something pretty well paid in currency and I did clock (pun intended) his nice shiny Rolex peeking out from under his cuffs.

On Saturday I got talking to a man in the pub about The League of Gentlemen. He was as big a fan as I am, and also gave me his card. He's actually a goldsmith, and I've said I'll drop by his shop (showroom?) to lend him some TLoG books. Another card for my collection!

This has cheered me up no end, as it's the first week I have a chance to talk to men I don't already know, and they seem quite pleased to talk back.

BTW anyone know any card voodoo....?

Jacquelita · 07-03-2006, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Nerds spend a great deal of time reading and researching and planning.

Many nerds have unexpectedly fine sexual technique, and a really short learning curve.

Amen sista...

Wolf - I wish you would've added the words "can I get a witness" at the end of your post. 'Cause I'm here to testify - Woohoo :p

MaggieL · 07-03-2006, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Nerds spend a great deal of time reading and researching and planning.

True dat. Very true.

Pie · 07-03-2006, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

... and a really short curve.

I missed the "learning" in this sentence the first time I read it.

Rock Steady · 07-03-2006, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

i attract nerds. I know I've mentioned this before. However, I never truly understood my unique power of nerd-attraction until very recently.
I was lasso'd into attending a university-sponsored event celebrating the works of a very deserving man who gave LOADS (one assumes) to said university and managed to launch a study as well! I dressed (I hope to god) appropriately and managed to get every canape into my mouth without incident. This caught the amorous eye of a Complete Nerd ( I nearly said Narc!) who immediately assailed me with unwanted (No! No!) attentions. I am no amatuer, sir. This has happened before (see the 'I've met your brethren' thread) and I've been strong. However, this actual time...I...I....I succumed.

I HAD SEX WITH A BIG FREAKIN' NERD!

Now, are you happy?

Yes, I've been wanting you to get out and move forward. Good for you. So many men out there, so little time!

Elspode · 07-03-2006, 12:31 PM

Now, let us know if anything develops long term out of the nerd-boffing, or if you decide to peel him off and find him to be emotional cyanoacrylate.

barefoot serpent · 07-03-2006, 01:13 PM

Office Depot has a special on pocket protectors if you need some gift ideas!

limey · 07-03-2006, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Nerds spend a great deal of time reading and researching and planning.

Many nerds have unexpectedly fine sexual technique, and a really short learning curve.

07-02-2006, 02:09 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Huge Gobs of Nerd Love i attract nerds. I know I've mentioned this before. However, I never truly understood my unique power of nerd-attraction until very recently. I was lasso'd into attending a university-sponsored event celebrating the works of a very deserving man who gave LOADS (one assumes) to said university and managed to launch a study as well! I dressed (I hope to god) appropriately and managed to get every canape into my mouth without incident. This caught the amorous eye of a Complete Nerd ( I nearly said Narc!) who immediately assailed me with unwanted (No! No!) attentions. I am no amatuer, sir. This has happened before (see the 'I've met your brethren' thread) and I've been strong. However, this actual time...I...I....I succumed. I HAD SEX WITH A BIG FREAKIN' NERD! Now, are you happy? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-02-2006, 04:22 PM	#2
AlternateGray red-shirt guy Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 101	Speaking for nerds everywhere, if we really want you, it's as good as done. Resistance is useless. __________________ If it wasn't for hypergraphia, I wouldn't have put anything here at all.

07-02-2006, 04:33 PM	#3
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Yes. I am happy. Good to know someone's gettin some. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-03-2006, 01:42 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Nerds spend a great deal of time reading and researching and planning. Many nerds have unexpectedly fine sexual technique, and a really short learning curve. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-03-2006, 12:31 PM	#13
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Now, let us know if anything develops long term out of the nerd-boffing, or if you decide to peel him off and find him to be emotional cyanoacrylate. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-02-2006, 08:46 PM	#6
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Was he good Bri?? I ask, not because I am a nosey pervert, but for future reference

07-03-2006, 04:47 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have actually had some male attention for once! No nerd-sex, but at present I'm steering clear of that anyway. Being a nerd magnet is cool, as real nerds are always grateful for the attention. If you ever have any spare Brianna, pop them in the post for me....? So my almost-conquests: Drunk man on train on Thursday - it was late night and I was drunk too, a friendly encounter not a threatening one. I declined an invite to spend the night with him, even though I fancied the pants off him (partly because I fancied the pants off him) and he hasn't called since. Sigh. Seems like I did the right thing. But I have his card and will pin it on my noticeboard to prove to myself that I still have it, even if it has to be helped along by beer goggles. He was something pretty well paid in currency and I did clock (pun intended) his nice shiny Rolex peeking out from under his cuffs. On Saturday I got talking to a man in the pub about The League of Gentlemen. He was as big a fan as I am, and also gave me his card. He's actually a goldsmith, and I've said I'll drop by his shop (showroom?) to lend him some TLoG books. Another card for my collection! This has cheered me up no end, as it's the first week I have a chance to talk to men I don't already know, and they seem quite pleased to talk back. BTW anyone know any card voodoo....?

07-03-2006, 01:13 PM	#14
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Office Depot has a special on pocket protectors if you need some gift ideas! __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

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