The sexy distraction thread

Griff · 04-07-2010, 07:08 AM

For Brits only.

Sundae · 04-07-2010, 10:29 AM

HI!
My name is Cherry and I have come to distract you by being sexy.
I'm so sexy I am officially rationed in many countries worldwide.
My sexy has been known to bring down buildings.
My crumpet is admired worldwide.
And when I shake my muffins you'll be stuck between a rock and a hard place, I can tell you.

I also make a nice cup of tea.

DanaC · 04-07-2010, 10:33 AM

Sundae; you sexy beast.

I borrowed my sexiness from the sexy library. Now I owe a fine for being too sexy for too long.

Clodfobble · 04-07-2010, 10:35 AM

This thread is NSFA (Not Safe for America.)

Sundae · 04-07-2010, 10:36 AM

Watch that, Dana.
The only debt you can be imprisoned for is Council Tax, but if you don't pay your dues at the sexy library they can enforce a phwoar ban. No more builders' wolf whistles for you lady!

Sheldonrs · 04-07-2010, 10:40 AM

Thank you for bringing sexy back.

I'm here to bring sexy ON my back.

monster · 04-07-2010, 01:26 PM

I just dropped my sexy down my cleavage. A deep plunge is required.

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-07-2010, 04:23 PM

From across the Channel, faintly comes I'm... too sexy for these Smurfs, too sexy for these Smurfs, I'm too sexy...

monster · 04-07-2010, 05:01 PM

Final proof that too much Barclays makes you mutton as well as affecting yer minces.

Sundae · 04-08-2010, 05:47 AM

Don't say that. My Dad's a bit mutton. Ewwwwwww.

monster · 04-08-2010, 11:00 AM

and there went the sexy........

04-07-2010, 07:08 AM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The sexy distraction thread For Brits only. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-07-2010, 10:35 AM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	This thread is NSFA (Not Safe for America.) __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-07-2010, 10:40 AM	#6
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Thank you for bringing sexy back. I'm here to bring sexy ON my back. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-07-2010, 01:26 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I just dropped my sexy down my cleavage. A deep plunge is required. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2010, 04:23 PM	#8
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	From across the Channel, faintly comes I'm... too sexy for these Smurfs, too sexy for these Smurfs, I'm too sexy... __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

04-07-2010, 10:29 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	HI! My name is Cherry and I have come to distract you by being sexy. I'm so sexy I am officially rationed in many countries worldwide. My sexy has been known to bring down buildings. My crumpet is admired worldwide. And when I shake my muffins you'll be stuck between a rock and a hard place, I can tell you. I also make a nice cup of tea.

04-07-2010, 10:36 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Watch that, Dana. The only debt you can be imprisoned for is Council Tax, but if you don't pay your dues at the sexy library they can enforce a phwoar ban. No more builders' wolf whistles for you lady!

04-07-2010, 05:01 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Final proof that too much Barclays makes you mutton as well as affecting yer minces. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-08-2010, 05:47 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Don't say that. My Dad's a bit mutton. Ewwwwwww.

04-08-2010, 11:00 AM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	and there went the sexy........ __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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