Quick Tips

Trilby · 10-26-2008, 04:57 PM

Always wear waterproof mascara to your intervention.

Sundae · 10-26-2008, 05:07 PM

If you've had a dicky tummy all day, don't think you can fart with abandon.

jinx · 10-26-2008, 05:11 PM

Brush your teeth before you get on the treadmill - or pick the one way over in the corner.

Trilby · 10-26-2008, 06:50 PM

whenever you're at a loss for words say, "that was a wicked googley!" and people will think you're smart or foreign or both.

ZenGum · 10-29-2008, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

whenever you're at a loss for words say, "that was a wicked googley!" and people will think you're smart or foreign or both.

I'd ask you who was bowling, and if it meant India were all out yet.

Shawnee123 · 10-29-2008, 09:23 AM

I guess you're not supposed to stick q-tips in your ear?

Cicero · 10-26-2008, 06:55 PM

Don't re-tell the joke if you were the only person that laughed at it. They heard you the first time. It just wasn't funny.

jinx · 10-26-2008, 07:06 PM

Dial soap (bar) gets makeup stains out of clothing.

Pie · 10-29-2008, 09:55 AM

Don't try to rip off your hangnails.
And don't forget to moisturize!

ZenGum · 10-29-2008, 06:07 PM

When changing the oil in your car, replace the oil drain plug before pouring in the new oil.

Aliantha · 10-29-2008, 08:35 PM

When getting up during the night to pee, make sure the door you thought was open is in fact open before trying to walk through the doorway.

Cloud · 10-29-2008, 08:46 PM

baking soda mixed with liquid soap makes a great cheap exfoliator

Aliantha · 10-29-2008, 08:51 PM

Does it actually exfoliate or just deep clean and remove all the oils from your skin?

Cloud · 10-30-2008, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Does it actually exfoliate or just deep clean and remove all the oils from your skin?

it's scratchy. that's exfoliation to me.

Elspode · 10-30-2008, 09:55 PM

Tuggeth thou not upon Superman's cape. Neither shalt thou spiteth into yon wind. Pulleth not yon mask off of Ye Olde Lone Ranger.

It goeth without saying that thou shalt not messeth around with Jim.

Unless its LJ...then hammer on!

10-26-2008, 04:57 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Quick Tips Always wear waterproof mascara to your intervention. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-26-2008, 05:07 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If you've had a dicky tummy all day, don't think you can fart with abandon. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-26-2008, 05:11 PM	#3
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Brush your teeth before you get on the treadmill - or pick the one way over in the corner. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-26-2008, 06:50 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	whenever you're at a loss for words say, "that was a wicked googley!" and people will think you're smart or foreign or both. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-29-2008, 09:23 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	quick q-tip I guess you're not supposed to stick q-tips in your ear? Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-26-2008, 06:55 PM	#7
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Don't re-tell the joke if you were the only person that laughed at it. They heard you the first time. It just wasn't funny. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-26-2008, 07:06 PM	#8
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Dial soap (bar) gets makeup stains out of clothing. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-29-2008, 09:55 AM	#9
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Don't try to rip off your hangnails. And don't forget to moisturize! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-29-2008, 06:07 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	When changing the oil in your car, replace the oil drain plug before pouring in the new oil. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-29-2008, 08:35 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	When getting up during the night to pee, make sure the door you thought was open is in fact open before trying to walk through the doorway. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-29-2008, 08:46 PM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	baking soda mixed with liquid soap makes a great cheap exfoliator __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-29-2008, 08:51 PM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Does it actually exfoliate or just deep clean and remove all the oils from your skin? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-30-2008, 09:55 PM	#15
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Tuggeth thou not upon Superman's cape. Neither shalt thou spiteth into yon wind. Pulleth not yon mask off of Ye Olde Lone Ranger. It goeth without saying that thou shalt not messeth around with Jim. Unless its LJ...then hammer on! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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