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01-08-2009, 02:27 PM | #1 |
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Pardon My Picnic
Pardon my picnic. I need to cover your desk with a blanket and take out a bucket of fried chickcen, mashed potatoes with gravy, some macaroni, cornbread, and a nice red wine. I hope it won't bother you if I sit here on your desk and eat it. *taps on glass* Would you like some wine? *reaches into picnic basket for bottle opener*
Do pardon the picnic I am having as it won't take long. I need to have it right here to avoid ants. Hey look it's my very first clone thread.:p
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01-08-2009, 02:36 PM | #2 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I snorted out loud.
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01-08-2009, 03:16 PM | #3 |
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lol! Yes my humour is off the wall and a little edgy.
But don't you enjoy imagining me on your desk rfn having a picnic? One better: imagine the look on the faces of your co-workers. And your boss who happens to breeze by with what once was, a full cup of coffee. Here's your potatos, and hurry, the natives look restless.
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01-08-2009, 03:20 PM | #4 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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*chuckles* oh nicely done. I like that. That gave me a giggle.
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01-08-2009, 03:20 PM | #5 |
I can hear my ears
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not only did i see you sitting on my desk....i SMELLED THE CHICKEN
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01-08-2009, 03:23 PM | #6 |
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That was awesome Cic.
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01-08-2009, 03:24 PM | #7 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Every time I read it I try not to laugh too hard...this struck me as hilarious!
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01-08-2009, 03:26 PM | #8 |
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That's funny jim, because I sat on your desk with a f'ing salad...In a hazmat suit.
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01-08-2009, 08:28 PM | #9 | |
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Quote:
twat!
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01-09-2009, 07:23 AM | #10 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Cic, I was driving home last night, the day running through my mind like it does (and that includes the Cellar) and I thought of this thread and laughed out loud for a couple minutes.
There was just something about this that really tickled me!
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01-09-2009, 02:57 PM | #11 |
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It's the clone thread that made all others, bannable offenses. Powerful stuff.
Pardon My Picnic....... Glad to amuse shaw...
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01-09-2009, 03:00 PM | #12 |
I know, right?
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::snort::
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01-27-2009, 03:45 AM | #13 |
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is there any food left?
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01-27-2009, 07:35 AM | #14 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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And here I am giggling again. Thanks for the bump, WatF.
"Do pardon the picnic..." Priceless.
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01-31-2009, 12:09 AM | #15 |
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Ahahaha, this is excellent and witty. Would make a great poster with the appropriate pic.
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