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Old 04-02-2010, 08:18 PM   #1
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Maybe I shouldn't have eaten a half pound of dried apricots today.

I am beginning to see the extent of my inability to moderate my intake of just about everything. It's as though there were no satiety switch, I usually just consume until I don't feel so well. Or have the runs.

When it comes to work I'm the same way; immoderate. I just work until I can't keep my eyes open or until I injure myself and get sidelined.

I am grateful I never took up cigarettes or heroin.

Does moderation come naturally to you? Did you need to learn it? Did your parents exhibit it? Addiction in your family?
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Old 04-02-2010, 08:30 PM   #2
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No, I have no moderation. It's all or nothing. That's why I don't gamble or take illegal drugs.

You are SO going to regret those apricots -your arsehole will be filing for divorce from your intestines.
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Old 04-02-2010, 08:34 PM   #3
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We're having a trial separation right now. I'm debating whether I need to go out and get a dedicated tube of chapstick...
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Old 04-02-2010, 08:36 PM   #4
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I am a creature of extremes with no self control and for whom the phrase 'delayed gratification' might as well be written in Greek.

My diet is entirely mood/craving based. When I am into a particlar food, i eat that food until i am sick of the sight of it. I cannot have goodies in the house without eating the lot. Biscuits are made to be eaten by the pack, not in individual portions.
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:10 PM   #5
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oh no. dedicated tube of chapstick

thanks a lot for THAT visual.
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:44 PM   #6
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Half pound of apricots?

How's that 'shitting your guts out' working for ya?
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:45 PM   #7
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oh no. dedicated tube of chapstick

thanks a lot for THAT visual.
I was thinking it sounded like a good idea....

...and if the kids -who are always nicking my chapstick- are bad... sweet passive aggressive revenge
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:50 PM   #8
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____________I need Chapstick for my bunghole!

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Old 04-02-2010, 10:57 PM   #9
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That's so Hector.
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Old 04-03-2010, 01:52 AM   #10
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your arsehole will be filing for divorce from your intestines.
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We're having a trial separation right now. I'm debating whether I need to go out and get a dedicated tube of chapstick...
Did you mean "they're", or are you saying something else?
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Did you mean "they're", or are you saying something else?
Freudian slip?
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Old 04-03-2010, 11:18 PM   #12
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Normally I can practice moderation, but it is something I have to be very mindful about. In the past (and every now and then even now), I could consume in one day things like a freshly made german chocolate cake or a batch of warm tollhouse chocolate chip cookies...or stuff like a whole bag of cheese popcorn in one sitting.
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Old 04-03-2010, 11:52 PM   #13
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Sooooooooo.....apricots will clear the drain? A person with chronic constipation wants to know.
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Old 04-04-2010, 03:47 AM   #14
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They did for me.
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Old 04-04-2010, 03:51 AM   #15
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Normally I can practice moderation, but it is something I have to be very mindful about. In the past (and every now and then even now), I could consume in one day things like a freshly made german chocolate cake or a batch of warm tollhouse chocolate chip cookies...or stuff like a whole bag of cheese popcorn in one sitting.
If it's German, it HAS to be good....
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