What Did YOU Have For Lunch?

Gravdigr · 11-01-2010, 04:09 PM

I had the Reverse Cowgirl. With a side order of Smack Dat Ass.

Now, I have different priorities in my life than most folks. My priorities revolve mainly around drinking, smokin' dope, and partying in whatever manner is available at the moment I decide I should be partying. That said, my bedtimes usually coincide with most folks' "Ah, shit time to go to work" times. Today was no different (at first). I got into bed a little after six this morning.

Just a shade after eleven (am), I awake (groggily) to my comforter sliding down my chest. Now, since I sleep commando-style, there was a low level of alarm involved. I pry my eyes open, and there she is, on her lunch break. God bless her. I said "Good morning glory!" She had pulled the comforter to about my knees, and she replied "Well I reckon so!" There was Dick doing his best impression of a totem pole. We turned the stereo on, and I got rode like a rodeo bull. Then, she got (what appeared to be) her nut, and pulled off what was very nearly a flying dismount, went to the bathroom, came out fully dressed and said "I gotta get back to work!" and tore outta here. You remember me saying 'she got hers' and not saying 'I got mine'? Yeah, she left me holding my weapon with an unexpended round stuck in the chamber...

She gets a half-hour for lunch. So this all took place in like fifteen minutes or so.

I felt used. And cheap. But not as cheap and used as my shower felt.

'Sposed to cook her supper later tonight. Not the first time she will have eaten my cooking, but, the first time I will have cooked just for her. I'm thinking venison tenderloin medallions with sauteed onions and those little red potatoes for me, and a cold potato on a plate for her.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-01-2010, 04:19 PM

Until she shows up, and you give her your plate.

monster · 11-01-2010, 04:56 PM

This is the new rickroll isn't it? the Gravroll.... what looks like an innocent fluff thread is actually more TMI about the DigrDick and it's adventures in Hello Pussy land.

zippyt · 11-01-2010, 04:59 PM

Ahh I LOVE Those kind of Lunches !!!

Reminds me of the time I found a Use for a Tie clip .

Trilby · 11-02-2010, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

This is the new rickroll isn't it? the Gravroll.... what looks like an innocent fluff thread is actually more TMI about the DigrDick and it's adventures in Hello Pussy land.

It's funny because it's true.

Yeah - a bit TMI, even for me.

Gravdigr · 11-02-2010, 02:39 PM

Ahem...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Keep your freak comin' Gravdigr. Freakier the better.

You asked for it...

Gravdigr · 11-04-2010, 01:55 PM

That's what I thought.

Juniper · 11-04-2010, 02:29 PM

Ah, I remember the good ol' days. Seems like another lifetime.

Wait, we're the same age, aren't we? Hm . . .

Gravdigr · 11-05-2010, 01:39 PM

As someone, somewhere said "These are the good old days."

TheMercenary · 11-05-2010, 08:16 PM

Potstickers and home made hot wings.

wolf · 11-05-2010, 10:28 PM

Dear Cellar Forum,

As an undergrad in a small, midwestern college, I never expected this to happen to me ...

zippyt · 11-05-2010, 10:48 PM

Naked Wii Frisbee Golf , All im say en !!!

Gravdigr · 11-06-2010, 01:53 AM

Juniper · 11-06-2010, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

As someone, somewhere said "These are the good old days."

Why, in fact Carly Simon said "These are the good old days," in her song "Anticipation," which she wrote while waiting for a certain someone to meet her for a date; he was running late.

We can never know about the days to come
But we think about them anyway, yay
And I wonder if I'm really with you now
Or just chasin' after some finer day

Anticipation, anticipation
Is makin' me late
Is keepin' me waitin'

And I tell you how easy it feels to be with you
And how right your arms feel around me
But I, I rehearsed those lines just late last night
When I was thinkin' about how right tonight might be

Anticipation, anticipation
Is makin' me late
Is keepin' me waitin'

And tomorrow we might not be together
I'm no prophet and I don't know nature's ways
So I'll try and see into your eyes right now
And stay right here 'cause these are the good old days

That certain someone was Cat Stevens.

Forget Kevin Bacon. I'm playing "Six Degrees of Cat Stevens." It's uncanny what the sexually frustrated can do with their time.

Trilby · 11-06-2010, 05:57 AM

Cat Stevens - you mean Yusuf.

11-01-2010, 04:09 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What Did YOU Have For Lunch? I had the Reverse Cowgirl. With a side order of Smack Dat Ass. Now, I have different priorities in my life than most folks. My priorities revolve mainly around drinking, smokin' dope, and partying in whatever manner is available at the moment I decide I should be partying. That said, my bedtimes usually coincide with most folks' "Ah, shit time to go to work" times. Today was no different (at first). I got into bed a little after six this morning. Just a shade after eleven (am), I awake (groggily) to my comforter sliding down my chest. Now, since I sleep commando-style, there was a low level of alarm involved. I pry my eyes open, and there she is, on her lunch break. God bless her. I said "Good morning glory!" She had pulled the comforter to about my knees, and she replied "Well I reckon so!" There was Dick doing his best impression of a totem pole. We turned the stereo on, and I got rode like a rodeo bull. Then, she got (what appeared to be) her nut, and pulled off what was very nearly a flying dismount, went to the bathroom, came out fully dressed and said "I gotta get back to work!" and tore outta here. You remember me saying 'she got hers' and not saying 'I got mine'? Yeah, she left me holding my weapon with an unexpended round stuck in the chamber... She gets a half-hour for lunch. So this all took place in like fifteen minutes or so. I felt used. And cheap. But not as cheap and used as my shower felt. 'Sposed to cook her supper later tonight. Not the first time she will have eaten my cooking, but, the first time I will have cooked just for her. I'm thinking venison tenderloin medallions with sauteed onions and those little red potatoes for me, and a cold potato on a plate for her. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-01-2010, 04:19 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Until she shows up, and you give her your plate. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-01-2010, 04:56 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	This is the new rickroll isn't it? the Gravroll.... what looks like an innocent fluff thread is actually more TMI about the DigrDick and it's adventures in Hello Pussy land. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-01-2010, 04:59 PM	#4
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Ahh I LOVE Those kind of Lunches !!! Reminds me of the time I found a Use for a Tie clip . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-04-2010, 01:55 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That's what I thought. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-04-2010, 02:29 PM	#8
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Ah, I remember the good ol' days. Seems like another lifetime. Wait, we're the same age, aren't we? Hm . . .

11-05-2010, 01:39 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	As someone, somewhere said "These are the good old days." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-05-2010, 08:16 PM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Potstickers and home made hot wings. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-05-2010, 10:28 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Dear Cellar Forum, As an undergrad in a small, midwestern college, I never expected this to happen to me ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-05-2010, 10:48 PM	#12
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Naked Wii Frisbee Golf , All im say en !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-06-2010, 01:53 AM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-06-2010, 05:57 AM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Cat Stevens - you mean Yusuf. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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