I hope this is the year for me.

Big Sarge · 01-03-2011, 03:25 PM

I hope this is the year I find someone to love. I get quite lonely at times. It's not easy for me to meet women in my area due to my job (police chief) and appearance. Let's face it, I'm short, fat, and balding. My Lupus leaves my skin mottled & often I look like the stereo-typical drunk. I have bi-lateral tremors, geez the list just goes on & on.

What do I have to offer? Love & respect. I love children & they seem to enjoy me. I'm well versed in history and I love to travel. While I have a gruff/alpha male personna, I admit I sometimes shed a tear when I watch the Hallmark channel.

I've been alone for 2 years. Will this be my year?

limey · 01-03-2011, 03:40 PM

I hope so Sarge. You seem like a lovely, genuine guy to me. What's not to love? Good luck, mate!

monster · 01-03-2011, 03:41 PM

Yes. As long as you stop watching the hallmark channel (is there really such a thing/). Where do you currently go that you might meet potentials?

morethanpretty · 01-03-2011, 05:59 PM

A LOT of people use online dating now. I've heard good things about OKCupid. I hadn't tried it yet before I got drunk at my bro's 4th of July party and banged my sis-in-laws friend. I might tho after I break up with the guy.

zippyt · 01-03-2011, 08:51 PM

Sarge , Dude , I KNOW there available Ladys in Miss !!!
Your a Good dude , with a steady Job , Give it time

There Used to be this girl in Corinth named Brenda , ,,,,,,

Well shes Prolly Not what yer looken for, But She DID try and drag me Out of the back of a Jeep once ,,,,,,,,

Gravdigr · 01-04-2011, 02:44 AM

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...But She DID try and drag me Out of the back of a Jeep once ,,,,,,,,

Sounds like a keeper. Any time a chick is willing to kill you to keep you, fukkit man, just stay.

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We should hang out Sarge. I'm the polar opposite of your job, am a scofflaw, am short, fat, but have a headful o' hair.

One of us is bound to make the other look good!

Gravdigr · 01-04-2011, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I might tho after I break up with the guy.

Damn, girl. Ya plannin' for failure or what?

plthijinx · 01-05-2011, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Sounds like a keeper. Any time a chick is willing to kill you to keep you, fukkit man, just stay.

nah quit lookin. when you quit lookin, there she comes.

TheMercenary · 01-07-2011, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

nah quit lookin. when you quit lookin, there she comes.

great advice.

Sundae · 01-07-2011, 07:28 AM

As someone who hasn't been looking for at least two years now, I can tell you that this is not the case. Unless your daily life brings you into contact with a regular amount of strangers, it's unlikely that anyone will simply turn up.

plthijinx · 01-07-2011, 10:28 AM

well it's usually when you least expect it. your busy doing something else, not looking or even caring if you get into a relationship, then, BAM! you're in one wishing you were single again! lol! j/k on the last part but that's how it usually happens to me.

plthijinx · 01-10-2011, 10:20 PM

now if i could just get a FWB then i'd be really happy now! don't want a relationship....

Big Sarge · 01-12-2011, 07:21 PM

I meet lots of interesting women...at the jail. Somehow I don't think that's the best place to start a meaningful relationship.

SG - you just need to come over here for a visit

plthijinx · 01-12-2011, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I meet lots of interesting women...at the jail. Somehow I don't think that's the best place to start a meaningful relationship.

yeah i bet you do and yep i wouldn't want to date them either! good luck in your search sir you seem like a very nice person and deserve a woman that can appreciate you as well as you her!

DanaC · 01-12-2011, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

well it's usually when you least expect it. your busy doing something else, not looking or even caring if you get into a relationship, then, BAM! you're in one wishing you were single again! lol! j/k on the last part but that's how it usually happens to me.

I can relate to that :P

01-03-2011, 03:25 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I hope this is the year for me. I hope this is the year I find someone to love. I get quite lonely at times. It's not easy for me to meet women in my area due to my job (police chief) and appearance. Let's face it, I'm short, fat, and balding. My Lupus leaves my skin mottled & often I look like the stereo-typical drunk. I have bi-lateral tremors, geez the list just goes on & on. What do I have to offer? Love & respect. I love children & they seem to enjoy me. I'm well versed in history and I love to travel. While I have a gruff/alpha male personna, I admit I sometimes shed a tear when I watch the Hallmark channel. I've been alone for 2 years. Will this be my year? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

01-03-2011, 03:40 PM	#2
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I hope so Sarge. You seem like a lovely, genuine guy to me. What's not to love? Good luck, mate! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

01-03-2011, 03:41 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Yes. As long as you stop watching the hallmark channel (is there really such a thing/). Where do you currently go that you might meet potentials? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-03-2011, 05:59 PM	#4
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	A LOT of people use online dating now. I've heard good things about OKCupid. I hadn't tried it yet before I got drunk at my bro's 4th of July party and banged my sis-in-laws friend. I might tho after I break up with the guy. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

01-03-2011, 08:51 PM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Sarge , Dude , I KNOW there available Ladys in Miss !!! Your a Good dude , with a steady Job , Give it time There Used to be this girl in Corinth named Brenda , ,,,,,, Well shes Prolly Not what yer looken for, But She DID try and drag me Out of the back of a Jeep once ,,,,,,,, __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-07-2011, 07:28 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	As someone who hasn't been looking for at least two years now, I can tell you that this is not the case. Unless your daily life brings you into contact with a regular amount of strangers, it's unlikely that anyone will simply turn up. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-07-2011, 10:28 AM	#11
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	well it's usually when you least expect it. your busy doing something else, not looking or even caring if you get into a relationship, then, BAM! you're in one wishing you were single again! lol! j/k on the last part but that's how it usually happens to me. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-10-2011, 10:20 PM	#12
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	now if i could just get a FWB then i'd be really happy now! don't want a relationship.... __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-12-2011, 07:21 PM	#13
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I meet lots of interesting women...at the jail. Somehow I don't think that's the best place to start a meaningful relationship. SG - you just need to come over here for a visit __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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