Cheesus: Jesus-lite

[DanaC]

Interesting little comment piece in the Guardian about evangelicalism within the Church of England:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisf...esus-bang-head

After a while, if you say a word enough, over and over again, it loses its meaning. It even begins to sound a little different. Jesus morphs into Cheesus – the es getting steadily elongated. Those who talk about Cheesus do so with a creepy sort of chummyiness. This is what evangelicals call "a personal relationship", by which they mean that Cheesus has become their boyfriend or best mate.

And when such people speak of Cheesus they have to wear that sickly smile too. It's that I-know-something-you-don't smile. Patronising, superior and faux caring all at the same time. And if you disagree with them they will pray for you. It makes you want to bang your head against a brick wall.

Once again, the evangelicals are in the ascendency in the Church of England. Rowan Williams never spoke of Cheesus. He had way too much gravitas. Which was why so many non-Christians respected him. And, to be fair, Justin Welby doesn't do that either – but I worry that he does have a slight weakness in that direction. After all, that is the stable of the church he hails from

Welby, however, does have one important inoculation against Cheesus. He has personal experience of tragedy and Cheesus cannot deal with tragedy. Which is why, for the worst sort of Cheesus-loving evangelicals, the cross of Good Friday is actually celebrated as a moment of triumph. This is theologically illiterate. Next week, in the run up to Easter, Christianity goes into existential crisis. It fails.

The disciples run away, unable to cope with the impossible demands placed upon them. The hero they gave up everything to follow is exposed to public ridicule and handed over to Roman execution. And the broken man on the cross begins to fear that God is no longer present.

The fact that this is not the end of the story does not take away from the fact that tragedy will always be folded into the experience of faith. Even the resurrected Jesus bears the scars of his suffering. A man who has been through something like that will never smile that cheesy smile or think of faith as some sunny suburban upspeak.

But the problem with PR Christianity is that it can easily transform Jesus into Cheesus, which is a form of Jesus-lite, a romantic infatuation, a Mills & Boon theology that makes you feel all warm inside. The Gospels, however, tell an altogether more disturbing story. And there is no PR agency in the world that could sell the message of a man who told his followers that they too would have to go the way of the cross. That's the problem with Cheesus. He won't really suffer and he doesn't ever die.

[Sundae]

The evangelical church I attended in Leicester (two hours on Sunday, one hour on the Alpha course every week) was very into The Cross. They glorified Christ's death. I remember one homily which asked us to stand in front of the cross as a dead soul, and ask Jebus to bring us into his light,

We could only live through his death, therefore his death was fundemental to belief and we were dead too until we embraced it.

They were very good people (except for the homophobic stuff which drove me away in the end) and Jebus - through them - helped me clear my debts and got me a cooker.

I attended a number of social events too. One in particular was a sober girls night in. We picked questions from a bowl and had to answer them honestly. This was towards the end of my association with them. I had to lie. Honest answers would probably have had these lovely innicent ladies barfing into their ginger ale. And that was even before Amsterdam.

[Griff]

I went to a Charismatic Catholic retreat one time. I think it was the beginning of the end for me. I had always kept my distance in the Church, adhering to the rules, admiring the way Jesus shook up a corrupt establishment, and reading the Gospels for insight, but deep down knowing I didn't believe the God as man line. The retreat focused on a very huggy squeezey best bud Jesus who really never existed in my mind. It kind of shocked me that people BELIEVE™ rather than adhere.

[Clodfobble]

This is what evangelicals call "a personal relationship", by which they mean that Cheesus has become their boyfriend or best mate.

This is literal, by the way. There are certain books which encourage followers to consider Jesus their first love, and write him actual love-letters. When I am faced with this sort of thing, the only thing I can think of is the South Park episode where Cartman becomes a best-selling Christian singer simply by taking erotic love songs and replacing every you and baby and girl with "Jesus."

[xoxoxoBruce]

You'd have to be a rather pompous ass, to be convinced that Jesus would want to be your best bud and hang with you.

[sexobon]

Sounds like something evangelistic photographers would tell their subjects to say to get them to smile - "Say 'Cheesus'!"

[JBKlyde]

The message of Jebus was never meant to be confined to the four walls of the church... his life, death, ressuresiction and legancy should be a celebration of LIFE for all... even for those who are the least "worthy" of his LOVE...