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Old 03-07-2013, 07:25 PM   #1
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You might be a hillbilly if...

...you have 4 hens and 10 chicks in the house and a baited weasel trap out in the coop.
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:34 PM   #2
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livestock alone does not the HilBilly make.

You're far too cultured and cerebral. you FENCE forchrissakes.

who does that? snobs, that's who.

If anything You're a Hill-Biffy.<<<< user title alert>>>
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:39 PM   #3
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...If anything You're a Hill-Biffy.<<<< user title alert>>>
Or a HillWilliam.
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:40 PM   #4
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Why I outta!








change my loser title
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:55 PM   #5
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livestock alone does not the HilBilly make.

You're far too cultured and cerebral. you FENCE forchrissakes.

who does that? snobs, that's who.

If anything You're a Hill-Biffy.<<<< user title alert>>>
If he still drank, he'd probably be making single malt in his refractory still...
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Old 03-07-2013, 08:41 PM   #6
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If you catch the weasel, take pictures. I want to see what a weasel trap looks like.
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Old 03-07-2013, 09:02 PM   #7
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roger that... and that
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:34 PM   #8
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you want to roger the weasel?
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Old 03-08-2013, 05:05 AM   #9
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That really wouldn't be a good,... fit.
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:56 AM   #10
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Hey, what do you think Pop Goes The Weasel is about?
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:25 AM   #11
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Pope Goestheweasel

He's a candidate. From Germany.

I used to work with a woman who would kid about her 'hillbilly heritage.' But she said she wasn't really a hillbilly...she was more of a Sport Billy.

It tickled my funny bone. Not like sports like baseball and stuff. Like a fun recreational hillbilly.
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:37 AM   #12
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recreational hillbilly- great identifier
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Old 03-08-2013, 08:01 AM   #13
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Like a sports hillility behicle.
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:39 PM   #14
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No progress in the department of weasel acquisition, maybe we need a new mission statement.
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:52 PM   #15
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"Weasels. We want to be your Mustelid."

Paid for by the campaign to eviscerate negative weasel stereotypes and then cache them for eating later.
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