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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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You might be a hillbilly if...
...you have 4 hens and 10 chicks in the house and a baited weasel trap out in the coop.
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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livestock alone does not the HilBilly make.
You're far too cultured and cerebral. you FENCE forchrissakes. who does that? snobs, that's who. If anything You're a Hill-Biffy.<<<< user title alert>>>
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,412
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Or a HillWilliam.
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#4 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Why I outta!
change my loser title
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#5 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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If he still drank, he'd probably be making single malt in his refractory still...
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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If you catch the weasel, take pictures. I want to see what a weasel trap looks like.
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#7 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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roger that... and that
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#8 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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you want to roger the weasel?
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#9 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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That really wouldn't be a good,... fit.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Hey, what do you think Pop Goes The Weasel is about?
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Pope Goestheweasel
He's a candidate. From Germany. I used to work with a woman who would kid about her 'hillbilly heritage.' But she said she wasn't really a hillbilly...she was more of a Sport Billy. It tickled my funny bone. Not like sports like baseball and stuff. Like a fun recreational hillbilly. ![]() |
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#12 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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recreational hillbilly- great identifier
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Like a sports hillility behicle.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#14 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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No progress in the department of weasel acquisition, maybe we need a new mission statement.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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"Weasels. We want to be your Mustelid."
Paid for by the campaign to eviscerate negative weasel stereotypes and then cache them for eating later.
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