Oh, Great...Get Ready for More Erection Enhancement Spam

Elspode · 08-20-2003, 09:55 AM

I already get about 20 emails per day offering me Viagra or some other sort of panacea for erectile dysfunction. This isn't going to cause me to receive less...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...impotence_drug

Does anyone else here get as much "Improve your girth" mail as I do? If not, I have to suspect that my wife is sending out my email address in order to drop me a hint...

Uryoces · 08-20-2003, 01:12 PM

Funny you should be posting this with the tag "Dr, Dyper's Surgical Assistant"!

My girth is fine thank you. Never fell into the length fallacy meself...

Elspode · 08-20-2003, 01:38 PM

Yeah...I gotta change that ID, I guess...*I'm* not obsessed with penile dimensions, but someone out there sure is, judging by the sheer volume of member-related spam I receive each day.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-20-2003, 05:23 PM

Well Els, somebody must be responding or they wouldn't bother.

99 44/100% pure · 08-20-2003, 06:11 PM

Gotta love the names they give these drugs, Viagra, Levitra; medicinal, with just a hint of what it is they do. I say, if they really want to capture market share, they should have more obvious names like 'Bigdikathol' or 'Alnightium' -- and for the 'female viagra' how 'bout 'Arnchadunyet?'

Elspode · 08-20-2003, 06:13 PM

'Giganticol'?

'Reamium'?

'Enormousyet'?

'Girthacid'?

Or, my personal fave, 'Fukitol'!

SteveDallas · 08-20-2003, 06:48 PM

A friend of mine once told me his mom informed him as he was leaving to go on a date that there was a new male contraceptive that was 100% effective. When he asked her what it was, she said, "Noassitol".

russotto · 08-21-2003, 10:31 AM

Quote:

"Noassitol"

There's a sick joke here, but I'm too clean to tell it. Suffice it to say that "Noassitol" misses the mark by a few inches.

08-21-2003, 10:33 AM

Dude, you can't do that and then not tell it. PM it to me and I'll tel it. Or you just tell it. IT MUST BE HEARD!

xoxoxoBruce · 08-21-2003, 10:47 AM

I'm waiting with abated breath. Or baited breath after I........nevermind.

ThisOleMiss · 09-16-2003, 05:46 PM

I get a mailbox full of the silly things and I don't even have a penis!!

Cam · 09-16-2003, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThisOleMiss
I get a mailbox full of the silly things and I don't even have a penis!!

Proof that Spam is way too cheap and easy to send out in mass quantities.

Torrere · 09-16-2003, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThisOleMiss
I get a mailbox full of the silly things and I don't even have a penis!!

Just because you don't have one, doesn't mean you shouldn't get one! They're great fun to play with!

OnyxCougar · 09-16-2003, 06:32 PM

*evil grin*

xoxoxoBruce · 09-16-2003, 07:02 PM

And the fascination never stops.

08-20-2003, 09:55 AM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Oh, Great...Get Ready for More Erection Enhancement Spam I already get about 20 emails per day offering me Viagra or some other sort of panacea for erectile dysfunction. This isn't going to cause me to receive less... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...impotence_drug Does anyone else here get as much "Improve your girth" mail as I do? If not, I have to suspect that my wife is sending out my email address in order to drop me a hint... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-20-2003, 01:12 PM	#2
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	Funny you should be posting this with the tag "Dr, Dyper's Surgical Assistant"! My girth is fine thank you. Never fell into the length fallacy meself... __________________ The party's over ... the drink ... and the luck ... ran out.

08-20-2003, 01:38 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Yeah...I gotta change that ID, I guess...I'm not obsessed with penile dimensions, but someone out there sure is, judging by the sheer volume of member-related spam I receive each day. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-20-2003, 05:23 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well Els, somebody must be responding or they wouldn't bother. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-20-2003, 06:11 PM	#5
99 44/100% pure Infrequently Astonished Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Baltimore metro area Posts: 324	Gotta love the names they give these drugs, Viagra, Levitra; medicinal, with just a hint of what it is they do. I say, if they really want to capture market share, they should have more obvious names like 'Bigdikathol' or 'Alnightium' -- and for the 'female viagra' how 'bout 'Arnchadunyet?' __________________ Overcompensating for the 0.56% that is irredeemably corrupted.

08-20-2003, 06:13 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	'Giganticol'? 'Reamium'? 'Enormousyet'? 'Girthacid'? Or, my personal fave, 'Fukitol'! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-20-2003, 06:48 PM	#7
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	A friend of mine once told me his mom informed him as he was leaving to go on a date that there was a new male contraceptive that was 100% effective. When he asked her what it was, she said, "Noassitol".

08-21-2003, 10:33 AM	#9
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Dude, you can't do that and then not tell it. PM it to me and I'll tel it. Or you just tell it. IT MUST BE HEARD!

08-21-2003, 10:47 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'm waiting with abated breath. Or baited breath after I........nevermind. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-16-2003, 05:46 PM	#11
ThisOleMiss Resident President Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Very, very, rural Mississippi Posts: 83	I get a mailbox full of the silly things and I don't even have a penis!! __________________ Why kill them when you can make them live and suffer?

09-16-2003, 06:32 PM	#14
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	evil grin __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

09-16-2003, 07:02 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And the fascination never stops. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 06:07 PM.

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