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Professor
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Germany
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I tell the truth, but everyone thought I was joking with them. I feel to be fooled all day.
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halve your cake and eat it too.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas
Posts: 1,359
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yeah... *sigh* I'm not the man I used to be.. in the past years I have spent MONTHS! gearing up for this.. setting plans in motion.. getting gags ready (and no.. not the ball kind!) but eh? maybe I'm either getting old, or the people I know anymore can't take a f*cking joke.. a little from column A.. a little from column B? who knows?
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no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire. |
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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Today is my father's birthday. It is especially funny since he was a completely unplanned baby born 12 years after his next oldest brother.
In retrospect, it must have been miserable for him, he always got the most annoying birthday presents from everyone... |
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
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It's April?
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![]() ![]() "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis |
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
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i know it's april, but what year is it?
*ahem* since it is april and there are only a couple more weeks before it is too late - everyone fund their IRA/Roth for 2004. you won't regret it. *as always, consult your personal financial advisor to find out if a personal retirement plan is appropriate for you.*
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Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin |
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
Posts: 6,669
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This is a cute one. Of course, I remember when I used to laugh about the "GOOD TIMES" hoax where viruses could be spread by just opening an e-mail, until technology made that true.
Human Contact Spreads PC Viruses
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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Read? I only know how to write.
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,933
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Whoa! Good one, TW.
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Kingdom of Atlantia
Posts: 2,979
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Read? I only know how to write.
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Kingdom of Atlantia
Posts: 2,979
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Sorry, sweetie, you had your day in the sun.
![]() Just bask in the glory of knowing that 98% of the time you make me completely crazy. Not that it's a long trip or anything....
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Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt |
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