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Old 04-01-2005, 03:29 AM   #1
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Angry Happy April Fools' Day

I tell the truth, but everyone thought I was joking with them. I feel to be fooled all day.
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:49 AM   #2
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yeah... *sigh* I'm not the man I used to be.. in the past years I have spent MONTHS! gearing up for this.. setting plans in motion.. getting gags ready (and no.. not the ball kind!) but eh? maybe I'm either getting old, or the people I know anymore can't take a f*cking joke.. a little from column A.. a little from column B? who knows?
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Old 04-01-2005, 07:22 AM   #3
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No worries cowhead, this will reinvigorate your mind(and modify your genetic code) and get you back in to the game for next year!
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:22 AM   #4
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Today is my father's birthday. It is especially funny since he was a completely unplanned baby born 12 years after his next oldest brother.

In retrospect, it must have been miserable for him, he always got the most annoying birthday presents from everyone...
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:49 AM   #5
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It's April?
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:52 AM   #6
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i know it's april, but what year is it?


*ahem* since it is april and there are only a couple more weeks before it is too late - everyone fund their IRA/Roth for 2004. you won't regret it. *as always, consult your personal financial advisor to find out if a personal retirement plan is appropriate for you.*
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Old 04-01-2005, 05:25 PM   #7
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This is a cute one. Of course, I remember when I used to laugh about the "GOOD TIMES" hoax where viruses could be spread by just opening an e-mail, until technology made that true.

Human Contact Spreads PC Viruses
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Old 04-01-2005, 06:51 PM   #8
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It's April?
I thought April was banned?
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Old 04-03-2005, 12:28 AM   #9
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Whoa! Good one, TW.
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Old 04-03-2005, 12:15 PM   #10
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I thought April was banned?
Occasionally, TW, I really like you.
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Old 04-05-2005, 02:56 AM   #11
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Occasionally, TW, I really like you.
Well then put my name back where Neil Diamond usurped me. It may be the closest I ever get to my fifteen minutes (at least then I can say I topped Neil Diamond on a chart).
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Old 04-05-2005, 05:09 AM   #12
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Sorry, sweetie, you had your day in the sun.

Just bask in the glory of knowing that 98% of the time you make me completely crazy.

Not that it's a long trip or anything....
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