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08-04-2005, 12:47 PM
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Favorite Simpson's Quotes
It's that time of the year again! i know we've had a similar thread before, but Happy Monkey inspired me to dig through my Simpson's quotes in search of a particular one, which i, of course, can't find. but i have been laughing out loud for the last ten minutes and i thought maybe you'd like to as well.
Many of my favorites involve Ralph Wiggum, here is one. Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun. Bart: Right, the leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things. what are your favorite simpson's quotes? and before anyone says it, "Is Chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna?" doesn't count.
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08-04-2005, 12:55 PM
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Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?
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08-04-2005, 12:58 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Wiggum: Forget it, that's two blocks away. Lou: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney. Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot; call in a code eight. Lou: (into radio) We need pretzels; repeat, pretzels.
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08-04-2005, 01:11 PM
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Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.
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08-04-2005, 01:12 PM
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Come on, cat.
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No beer and no TV make Homer something something.
Go crazy? Don't mind if I do! Take it outside, Godboy. I bent my wookie. D'oh! A deer! A female deer!
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08-04-2005, 01:17 PM
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Principal Skinner: Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
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08-04-2005, 01:19 PM
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All classics so far.
My favourite is: Bart and Lisa to Marge: Pocket money time, ding ding ding ding ding ding! Homer running through: ICE CREAM VAN!
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08-04-2005, 01:29 PM
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Professor for the school of ass-clownery
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Marge: You already pet the dog. Go pet the cat.
Homer: Pet the cat...? Ohhhh, why bother?
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08-04-2005, 01:42 PM
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Ralph: (after eating a berry on a deserted island) It tastes like burning!
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08-04-2005, 01:47 PM
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Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
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08-04-2005, 03:25 PM
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Traded your soul for pogs.
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Oh, I have soooo many.
Here are a few to start: Ralph Wiggum: Hi Principle Skinner. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers. Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my case against the movie "The Never-Ending Story." Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such motivational films as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid." Lionel Hutz: I want to declare a bad trial thingy. Judge Synder: You mean a mistrial. Lionel Hutz: Yeah. A mistrial. That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
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 I love England, what can I say?
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08-04-2005, 03:54 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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"More...mmmppfff...more...mmmppfff...more...mmmppfff...more" - Homer, being force-fed donuts while strapped in Satanic donut force-feeding machine in Hell.
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08-04-2005, 07:54 PM
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I am so smart!
I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T! |
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08-05-2005, 01:17 AM
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ralphie wiggum has soooo many winners:
tomacco - "this tastes like grandma!" "Me fail English? That's unpossible."
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