Miers humor

Undertoad · 10-07-2005, 08:54 AM

Humorist-blogger Iowahawk gives us the Supreme Court Job Application:

Quote:

<blockquote style="margin-right: 0px;" dir="ltr">JOB 1: CURRENT POSITION EMPLOYER: _____President of the United States, Washington DC____ TITLE: ___Assistant to President/Office Activity Planner________ TYPE OF POSITION: ___ Full Time   ___Part Time _x__ Flex Hours SUPERVISOR'S NAME: ___George W. Bush____________ DATES OF EMPLOYMENT: __Jan 2001____ to ___current_____ REASON FOR LEAVING: ___Seeking
opportunities for personal/professional growth as a lifetime appointee
to judicial body of large Western democracy____
RELEVANT JOB DUTIES
As Assistant to the President of the United States, and as a
female, my current job entails many duties that will help me in a
position at the Supreme Court, such as resolving disputes. For example,
while planning the last Capitol Hill softball outing, I discovered the
Republicans wanted to have barbecue and the Democrats wanted
vegetarian. Thinking quickly, I called Pizzeria Uno and order a variety
of their delicious deep dish pies which were a big hit with everybody.
I think this goes to show that I am a real "people person" with the
feminine touch to get the job done, consensus-wise.

The always-hilarious Defective Yeti offers a simpler version:

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