May 29, 2008: Fountain Faux Paux

xoxoxoBruce · 05-29-2008, 12:12 AM

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Water fountain shows have always been a big draw for people. Whether you are taking a moment to enjoy the world famous Bellagio fountain show or the smaller, but still amazing, Tianyi Sqaure show in Ningbo, China, you are likely to enjoy the overall experience.

Yang, a 19 year-old college student, had a very different experience.

In August of 2007, Yang was at a local center square in the Henan Province of China. She went with some friends to enjoy the day and see the musical water fountain show.

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Yang and her friends were playing in the water fountain area and enjoying the light burst of water that would spray them. All of a sudden, while Yang was struck by a powerful burst of water that threw her into the air.

After the fall, Yang experienced extreme stomach pains and was bleeding badly. She was immediately taken to the hospital to undergo medical care.

The doctor said that the fountains water pressure had torn her vagina and damaged her intestines.

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During the following 7 months, Yang received 3 surgeries to repair the damage, which left her some pretty bad scars.

Yang is suing the owners of the fountain for around $24,500 in damages.

Sorry about the fuzzy pictures, they're the best I could find of this.

OB · 05-29-2008, 01:20 AM

However, she will still use part of that $24,500 to obtain personal water pulsing pleasure toys.

On a side note, $24,500 sounds pretty small considering the extent of the damages.

newtimer · 05-29-2008, 04:24 AM

Things are a lot cheaper there. $24.5K in China would be like getting $245K in the US, when you factor in the buying power and the much-lower taxes.

SPUCK · 05-29-2008, 04:40 AM

Lower taxes!!! That doesn't sound like proper communism..

sweetwater · 05-29-2008, 10:20 AM

Umm, you may want to hold the umbrella the other way, Miss, considering your previous experience with that fountain.

SeanAhern · 05-29-2008, 06:53 PM

Is that supposed to be "Faux Pas"?

xoxoxoBruce · 05-29-2008, 10:41 PM

I don't do french.

Clodfobble · 05-29-2008, 10:57 PM

Unless they shave their armpits first.

lumberjim · 05-29-2008, 11:06 PM

her husband is suing for 35k.....the cost of the male enhancement he'll need to touch the sides now.

Sundae · 05-30-2008, 04:35 AM

Nasty boy

TheMercenary · 05-30-2008, 07:01 AM

Looks like some botched up surgery, attempts at laproscopic repair followed by the laparotomy. And then she is blessed with keloids. Ouch.

Gravdigr · 05-30-2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

her husband is suing for 35k.....the cost of the male enhancement he'll need to touch the sides now.

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

Seriously though, a torn vagina, YEEEEEEEEEEEOUCH!!!!

05-29-2008, 10:20 AM	#5
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Umm, you may want to hold the umbrella the other way, Miss, considering your previous experience with that fountain. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

05-29-2008, 06:53 PM	#6
SeanAhern Sentimental Sentient Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 38	French Is that supposed to be "Faux Pas"?

05-29-2008, 10:41 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't do french. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-29-2008, 11:06 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	her husband is suing for 35k.....the cost of the male enhancement he'll need to touch the sides now. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-30-2008, 04:35 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Nasty boy __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-29-2008, 01:20 AM	#2
OB Disorderly Disciplinarian Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 21	However, she will still use part of that $24,500 to obtain personal water pulsing pleasure toys. On a side note, $24,500 sounds pretty small considering the extent of the damages.

05-29-2008, 04:24 AM	#3
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	Things are a lot cheaper there. $24.5K in China would be like getting $245K in the US, when you factor in the buying power and the much-lower taxes.

05-29-2008, 04:40 AM	#4
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Lower taxes!!! That doesn't sound like proper communism..

05-29-2008, 10:57 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Unless they shave their armpits first.

05-30-2008, 07:01 AM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Looks like some botched up surgery, attempts at laproscopic repair followed by the laparotomy. And then she is blessed with keloids. Ouch. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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