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Old 04-05-2010, 10:28 AM   #1
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Is it blonde?

or blond?

I have a chalazion.

Should I drop my class? It might make me relapse.

Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?

Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?

How can you tell if you're using your medical history as an excuse not to do stuff? Or what?
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Old 04-05-2010, 10:31 AM   #2
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What. Definitely what.
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Old 04-05-2010, 10:45 AM   #3
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Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?

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Old 04-05-2010, 10:48 AM   #4
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Blondes: female. Blonds: male.

Gendered noun forms are what English gets for "follow[ing] other languages down dark alleys, beating them unconscious, and rifl[ing] through their pockets for loose vocabulary."

Having gone to Wikipedia to look, now I know a chalazion is not either an ancient sort of Greek chariot nor a similarly antique article of Greek clothing. It's a bump!
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Old 04-05-2010, 01:46 PM   #5
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answer my damn questions.

DAmmit.

*led zep q was answered. Skip that one.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 04-05-2010, 01:52 PM   #6
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Don't drop it, it might scare the horses.

Have you tried switching to apologetic coffee?

if you have a medical history and you're not doing stuff..... bingo!
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Old 04-05-2010, 01:52 PM   #7
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Is it blonde?

or blond?
Neither it's Blondie.

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I have a chalazion.
Not a question. Warm compresses (wash cloth) on closed eye 4x/day. It may get worse before it gets better.

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Should I drop my class? It might make me relapse.
No, but feel free to drop your pants.

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Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?
Get them.

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Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?
The Illuminati have assassinated anyone who starts nosing around Zep.

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How can you tell if you're using your medical history as an excuse not to do stuff?
Trick question - 85% of the time you can't.
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:23 PM   #8
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Have you tried switching to apoplectic coffee?

if you have a medical history and you're not doing stuff..... bingo!
fixed...
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Old 04-05-2010, 11:49 PM   #9
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This is bullshit, you can do any god damned thing you want... you are genuflect BRIANNA!
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Old 04-05-2010, 11:53 PM   #10
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Is it blonde? or blond?- Yes

I have a chalazion. - Take off your chalazi.

Should I drop my class? It might make me relapse.- Don't drop it unless it's unbreakable.

Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?- Irrelevant. All coffee drinkers should be unapologetic.

Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?-
Because Led Zeppelin is a group, not a person. It's also a very unsuccessful flying machine.
How can you tell if you're using your medical history as an excuse not to do stuff? Or what?- Ask your sofa, but only on Thursday.
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Old 04-06-2010, 06:38 AM   #11
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Is it blonde? or blond?- Yes

I have a chalazion. - Take off your chalazi.

Should I drop my class? It might make me relapse.- Don't drop it unless it's unbreakable.

Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?- Irrelevant. All coffee drinkers should be unapologetic.

Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?-
Because Led Zeppelin is a group, not a person. It's also a very unsuccessful flying machine.
How can you tell if you're using your medical history as an excuse not to do stuff? Or what?- Ask your sofa, but only on Thursday.
finally - some real answers!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 04-06-2010, 08:24 AM   #12
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Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?
Rinse with hydrogen peroxide for a minute then brush your teeth. Its cheaper.
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Old 04-06-2010, 09:40 AM   #13
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Does that weaken your enamel?
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Old 04-06-2010, 09:51 AM   #14
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Not that I know of, but if it does, so do those teeth whitening strips. Actually though, a quick rinse with a 3% solution of hydrogen peroxide might not be has hard on teeth as a using the strips repeatedly. I noticed my teeth getting more sensitive when I used the strips and I dont when I just rinse. I like that the rinsing is a good way to kill the bacteria that causes decay and gingivitis.
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Old 04-06-2010, 10:04 AM   #15
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Not that I know of, but if it does, so do those teeth whitening strips. Actually though, a quick rinse with a 3% solution of hydrogen peroxide might not be has hard on teeth as a using the strips repeatedly. I noticed my teeth getting more sensitive when I used the strips and I dont when I just rinse. I like that the rinsing is a good way to kill the bacteria that causes decay and gingivitis.
Does it whiten your tongue and gums, too?
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