What Did YOU Have For Lunch?

[Gravdigr]

I had the Reverse Cowgirl. With a side order of Smack Dat Ass.

Now, I have different priorities in my life than most folks. My priorities revolve mainly around drinking, smokin' dope, and partying in whatever manner is available at the moment I decide I should be partying. That said, my bedtimes usually coincide with most folks' "Ah, shit time to go to work" times. Today was no different (at first). I got into bed a little after six this morning.

Just a shade after eleven (am), I awake (groggily) to my comforter sliding down my chest. Now, since I sleep commando-style, there was a low level of alarm involved. I pry my eyes open, and there she is, on her lunch break. God bless her. I said "Good morning glory!" She had pulled the comforter to about my knees, and she replied "Well I reckon so!" There was Dick doing his best impression of a totem pole. We turned the stereo on, and I got rode like a rodeo bull. Then, she got (what appeared to be) her nut, and pulled off what was very nearly a flying dismount, went to the bathroom, came out fully dressed and said "I gotta get back to work!" and tore outta here. You remember me saying 'she got hers' and not saying 'I got mine'? Yeah, she left me holding my weapon with an unexpended round stuck in the chamber...

She gets a half-hour for lunch. So this all took place in like fifteen minutes or so.

I felt used. And cheap. But not as cheap and used as my shower felt.

'Sposed to cook her supper later tonight. Not the first time she will have eaten my cooking, but, the first time I will have cooked just for her. I'm thinking venison tenderloin medallions with sauteed onions and those little red potatoes for me, and a cold potato on a plate for her.