Creative Curses

ZenGum · 06-03-2009, 08:36 PM

For those who have stolen the debit card number of a dwellar, or committed other similarly heinous crimes:

May all the hairs on your ass turn into fishhooks.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

May everything you eat taste like stale sardines.

monster · 06-03-2009, 08:41 PM

May all your follicles expand

BigV · 06-03-2009, 08:58 PM

you big psycho fuck

monster · 06-03-2009, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

you big psycho fuck

monster · 06-03-2009, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

I don't think Tiki is batshit insane. Furthermore, I am offended when remarks like this are made about anyone.

So which is it?

may you pee your pants every time you lurk in chat.

BigV · 06-03-2009, 09:11 PM

May you bask in the ignorance of your impotence.

BigV · 06-03-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

So which is it?

may you pee your pants every time you lurk in chat.

By the way, I wasn't talking to you, monster. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

I do apologize for the appearance of having spoken to you however. I assure you it was an unfortunate coincidence. I don't consider you a big psycho fuck at all.

monster · 06-03-2009, 09:13 PM

may your wife get everything except remarried
may all your days be Wednesday
may your kettle never boil

monster · 06-03-2009, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

By the way, I wasn't talking to you, monster. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

I do apologize for the appearance of having spoken to you however. I assure you it was an unfortunate coincidence. I don't consider you a big psycho fuck at all.

I was pulling your chain. like I do. 'cause I'm a psycho fuck. and batshit insane.

BigV · 06-03-2009, 09:35 PM

Well, we're different in that respect. I wasn't pulling your chain. My remark stands without qualification.

Clodfobble · 06-03-2009, 09:48 PM

"May your children turn out exactly like you."

monster · 06-03-2009, 10:08 PM

may your v get bigger

monster · 06-03-2009, 10:17 PM

may your budweiser have flavor

ZenGum · 06-03-2009, 11:17 PM

May whacko extremists delete 85% of your posts.

classicman · 06-04-2009, 07:46 AM

May the car in front of you always drive 5 miles an hour less than you desire.

May all your victories turn rapidly to defeats.

MAy all that you wish be granted.....to someone else.

06-03-2009, 08:36 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Creative Curses For those who have stolen the debit card number of a dwellar, or committed other similarly heinous crimes: May all the hairs on your ass turn into fishhooks. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. May everything you eat taste like stale sardines. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-03-2009, 08:41 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	May all your follicles expand __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-03-2009, 08:58 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	you big psycho fuck __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-03-2009, 09:11 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	May you bask in the ignorance of your impotence. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-03-2009, 09:13 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	may your wife get everything except remarried may all your days be Wednesday may your kettle never boil __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-03-2009, 09:35 PM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Well, we're different in that respect. I wasn't pulling your chain. My remark stands without qualification. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-03-2009, 09:48 PM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	"May your children turn out exactly like you." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-03-2009, 10:08 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	may your v get bigger __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-03-2009, 10:17 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	may your budweiser have flavor __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-03-2009, 11:17 PM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	May whacko extremists delete 85% of your posts. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-04-2009, 07:46 AM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	May the car in front of you always drive 5 miles an hour less than you desire. May all your victories turn rapidly to defeats. MAy all that you wish be granted.....to someone else. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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